Break out the formula and stock up the diapers There's a party goin' on and we're all a little hyper We got a pimped-out ride, don't need no stroller Hey today's your birthday: you're another year older Don't-cha be illin' now bout' your age We babies think birthdays are all the rage It's time to give a holla' cuz you're such a nice person Ain't no-one more important since we stopped nursin' Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody in the crib! Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody wear a bib! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Let's have a celebration fit for a king We've got sippy cups and pacifiers iced with bling We've got prime rib served as a fine puree It's a party mutha-[expletive] cuz today's your day! Well it looks like we may have to call it a night I just overheard we're runnin' out of baby wipes Shout out one last time "Happy Birthday to You" Then let's split before we all smell like drool and poo Yo! Sending a birthday shout-out to one of my favorite peeps!
Today's your birthday. I wish you many more,
parties galore, fun till you snore.
Time to celebrate this day for you.
The day of your earthly debut!
Blow out your candles then grab a balloon. And sing this birthday tune.
Today's your birthday, we wish you many more,
parties glaore, friendly rapport.
Time to celebrate your special day.
You're the first to go through the buffet! Open your presents then we'll be along
to sing this birthday song!
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean magic box and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
Todays is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it b-day just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think theyre fun I hope you like b-days cause youre the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause youre the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, youre the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
Thank you! Thank you! Hey everyone, I'm Tiffany. And I'm Therese. I'm white! And I'm hot! And we're the White Hot Divas! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. The melody comes easily, so you can sing along. A birthday's here just once a year so let's not get this wrong. We're happy to sing for a great human being...that's YOU! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. Got the cake, time to partake and join the happy throng. Hope your wishes all come true. If they don't, well, what're ya gonna do? We'll still celebrate this happy date and laugh the whole night long. Happy Birthday
Cowboy Jukebox Im just sittin round here thinkin Its around your birthday time, And Im wishin A good ol birthday to you, . My cowboy hat is white, My cowboy boots are tight, And Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Well, my guitars outta tune, I need a ride to the saloon, My grits fell off my spoon, Ill need to find a spittoon soon. The cows have left the barn, but I dont give a darn Cuz Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Happy Birthday