I wish we could be together to celebrate your special day but I want you to know I'll be celebrating it with you in my heart a heart that's filled with so much love for you now and always. Happy Birthday
Strength and integrity, friendship and fun, honesty, loyalty, laughter, and love. God wove them all together and created you. God bless you for all that you are because all that you are is such a wonderful blessing. Happy Birthday
A lot can happen in a year the earth travels all the way around the sun, the seasons complete their cycles, and countless new stars appear in the night sky. Imagine all the possibilities this year has in store for you. Hope You Have a Wonderful Birthday
Anchormen won't be reading it on the television news. You won't find it on Page One of the Daily Evening Blues. It won't be on the New York Times Bestsellers list. The drive-time morning DJs won't play the song they missed. But the most important thing to know Won't be on the news today -- oh, no. That a one and only woman Was born this special day. She makes the morning news with the smile that she shares. She's a best-selling novel with the way she loves and cares. She's a special-interest story with her beauty day by day. She's a number one song that the radio should play. But the most important thing to know Won't be on the news today -- oh, no. That a one and only woman Was born this special day. Happy Birthday to a one and only woman.
A special little tune just for you
Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?
That song's not so funny anymore!
Happy birthday, anyway
Hey, there, Caelin Carrot. You're looking very thin!
Thanks, Celereee! That color is so in!
How 'bout you, Carly Flower --- take a dip recently?
You know it, girl! Only half a calorie!
We're totally offensive, we know we don't have taste.
We ruin a good meal. Out to dinner? What a waste.
When everyone is ordering the shrimp in beer-fried batter.
You have the healthy choice, the heart-good veggie platter.
But you don't have an option, you want to watch your weight.
We're the ones you have to chow on, the ones you truly hate.
We're the veggies in your life, the mean ol' legume platter.
If you do not eat us, you know that you'll grow fatter.
We're the veggies on your table, what a gastrotastrophe!
And then for after dinner, replace the pie with some green tea.
Outside Verse: Hey, Birthday Queen here are some things you can do to make your big day fabulous Inside Verse: PRESS HERE (instructions w/arrow) Pick up the phone and call in sick! Have a girls night out (but just dont end up on Girls Gone Wild). Wear your sexiest outfit and get free drinks. Order frou-frou umbrella drinks all night. Three words: full body massage. Order every dessert on the menu! Get lots of gifts (even if you buy them yourself). Go shopping and max out your credit card. Happy Birthday