Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth Whats your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Whys the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isnt all First Im hot Then Im cold Now I cant recall What I said Oh, the hell with it all Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and dont leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when youre laughing you dont want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say Ill repeat One more time Therefore, if I may Have a good Have a good Birthday!
Hey, is it your birthday? I hope so, because I have a special birthday song for you. But even if it isn't your birthday, I'm going to sing it anyway because you look kinda like someone who wants to hear a song today. Okay, here we go... Ahem... Oooooooooooh.... I'm a hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, and today is your birthday! I'm juicy and delicious, and I just want to say, happy birthday, birthday, birthday, to you! Yay for your birthday! Hope it's happy and delicious!
Break out the formula and stock up the diapers There's a party goin' on and we're all a little hyper We got a pimped-out ride, don't need no stroller Hey today's your birthday: you're another year older Don't-cha be illin' now bout' your age We babies think birthdays are all the rage It's time to give a holla' cuz you're such a nice person Ain't no-one more important since we stopped nursin' Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody in the crib! Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody wear a bib! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Let's have a celebration fit for a king We've got sippy cups and pacifiers iced with bling We've got prime rib served as a fine puree It's a party mutha-[expletive] cuz today's your day! Well it looks like we may have to call it a night I just overheard we're runnin' out of baby wipes Shout out one last time "Happy Birthday to You" Then let's split before we all smell like drool and poo Yo! Sending a birthday shout-out to one of my favorite peeps!
Today's your birthday. I wish you many more,
parties galore, fun till you snore.
Time to celebrate this day for you.
The day of your earthly debut!
Blow out your candles then grab a balloon. And sing this birthday tune.
Today's your birthday, we wish you many more,
parties glaore, friendly rapport.
Time to celebrate your special day.
You're the first to go through the buffet! Open your presents then we'll be along
to sing this birthday song!
Todays is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it b-day just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think theyre fun I hope you like b-days cause youre the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause youre the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, youre the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!
I have confidence that Christ Jesus began good work in you, and He will carry it on to completion The Lord will see it through. I thank my God every time every time I remember you, sharing His love and His grace. We will rejoice in the Lord, and follow His ways. On your birthday, I just want you to know how thankful I am for the blessing you are to me.
Thank you! Thank you! Hey everyone, I'm Tiffany. And I'm Therese. I'm white! And I'm hot! And we're the White Hot Divas! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. The melody comes easily, so you can sing along. A birthday's here just once a year so let's not get this wrong. We're happy to sing for a great human being...that's YOU! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. Got the cake, time to partake and join the happy throng. Hope your wishes all come true. If they don't, well, what're ya gonna do? We'll still celebrate this happy date and laugh the whole night long. Happy Birthday
Cowboy Jukebox Im just sittin round here thinkin Its around your birthday time, And Im wishin A good ol birthday to you, . My cowboy hat is white, My cowboy boots are tight, And Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Well, my guitars outta tune, I need a ride to the saloon, My grits fell off my spoon, Ill need to find a spittoon soon. The cows have left the barn, but I dont give a darn Cuz Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Happy Birthday
Anchormen won't be reading it on the television news. You won't find it on Page One of the Daily Evening Blues. It won't be on the New York Times Bestsellers list. The drive-time morning DJs won't play the song they missed. But the most important thing to know Won't be on the news today -- oh, no. That a one and only woman Was born this special day. She makes the morning news with the smile that she shares. She's a best-selling novel with the way she loves and cares. She's a special-interest story with her beauty day by day. She's a number one song that the radio should play. But the most important thing to know Won't be on the news today -- oh, no. That a one and only woman Was born this special day. Happy Birthday to a one and only woman.
Someone very special's birthday is today . I sure hope it's mighty nice in every way. Hope your cake is just delicious and you get all of your wishes, Oh, it's someone special's birthday on this day. Happy Birthday!
Hello. We're babies. Hello. We're buddies. And you are our birthday pal. We're sending a smile your way because it's your special day! Hope you put yummy things in your tummy like ice cream and candy too. Oh baby, it's true. Happy birthday to you! It's your birthday! Yeah, baby!
Do I wish you joy and happiness? Do I wish you skies of blue? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you lots of laughter with yer friends and family, too? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you lots of luck in every little thing you do? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you a day thats fun, and year thats great all through? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do.
A special little tune just for you
Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?
That song's not so funny anymore!
Happy birthday, anyway