Oh, yay, todays your birthday, so celebrate with class, Dont drink so much, that You end up behaving like an Aspirins great for headaches and, hopefully with luck You wont have any need for them Today, cause that would Suckers, gum and candies, they all taste mighty swell, But if you get no birthday cake, Your friends should rot in Helicopters, limos, Perhaps a big parade? Free drinks and toasts and presents -- Who knows? You might get Later in the evening. you should relax a bit Make sure you get some sleep tonight, or else youll feel like Uhmreally tired!
Cowboy Jukebox Im just sittin round here thinkin Its around your birthday time, And Im wishin A good ol birthday to you, . My cowboy hat is white, My cowboy boots are tight, And Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Well, my guitars outta tune, I need a ride to the saloon, My grits fell off my spoon, Ill need to find a spittoon soon. The cows have left the barn, but I dont give a darn Cuz Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Happy Birthday
A special little tune just for you Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low? That song's not so funny anymore! Happy birthday, anyway
Happiness is many things -- Loving -- Giving -- Caring -- Little jokes between us two -- Memories we're sharing -- An unexpected word of praise -- A sudden hug or kiss -- Special hopes and special plans -- And special days -- -like this. -- Happy Birthday with All My Love
Your birthday is a day set aside just to celebrate you -- a day to shower you with attention and appreciate your goodness and warmth. In my own way, I celebrate you the rest of the year, too, for you are a very rare person and a special friend...and I thank you for being a wonderful part of my world. Happy Birthday
A Birthday Game Especially for You Oh, Baby I love to squeeze you Id love to please you, but most of all, Id love to tease you. So what do you say? Up for a good time? Click on the stripper (if you can) as she pops out of the cake. Shell remove one article of clothing for each time you catch her Click START to begin playing around. May all your birthday wishes come true! Happy Birthday, Big Guy!
Youre the kind of friend whose thoughtfulness can make a heart feel lighter. Whose sunny smile and cheerful words make any day seem brighter . . . No wonder that Ive liked you From the moment that we met And want to share in wishing you Your happiest birthday yet! Happy Birthday
Especially for you! Happy Birthday to My Sister When I think about the people who really mean a lot to me, my thoughts always turn to you Just knowing you're there and that you care makes my world a happier place.
I love you because you're incredibly sexy. You make me laugh. You're honest with me. You listen. You're gentle and kind... You're the world's greatest kisser. You believe in me. Your hugs are the best. You're fun and surprising. You're a romantic at heart. You care about us. You're so lovable. I love you... just because. Happy Birthday
Years from now, I hope we're a couple of feisty old broads who go to lunch together and fight over the bill and steal all the sugar packets. Here's to being hell-raisers, now and forever! Happy Birthday
Once you've loved, there's a part of your heart that simply belongs to that person. It can't be sold or rented out --- it's theirs, you gave it to them and they live in it, claiming its space for all time. To my husband, I'll love you forever. Happy Birthday.
A Grandson is someone you're proud of -- someone you'll always love. Thinking of you on your birthday with happy memories of the little boy you were, with pride in the special person you are, and with wishes for your every happiness.
My Brother and Me . . . Doing our own thing, but respecting each other all the way . . . Giving each other space, but being there when it counts . . . Not always together, but always connected . . . That's us. Thinking of You on Your Birthday
When the candles glow With the lights down low, Close your eyes real tight And wish for whats right. Thats what today is for To dream like you never have before. And if you ever doubt As you blow the candles out That wishes can come true, They docause I have you. Happy Birthday With All My Love
Ahoy from the Pirate 'Stache Hear the waves crash, Smell the sea on my mustache, Says the hairy pirate lip, "All aboard the birthday ship!" So lift your glass, to your mustache-- swash bucklin' birthday to you! Yo ho! Yo-ho-hope your birthday is happy!
Someone very special's birthday is today . I sure hope it's mighty nice in every way. Hope your cake is just delicious and you get all of your wishes, Oh, it's someone special's birthday on this day. Happy Birthday!
Hey, there, Caelin Carrot. You're looking very thin! Thanks, Celereee! That color is so in! How 'bout you, Carly Flower --- take a dip recently? You know it, girl! Only half a calorie! We're totally offensive, we know we don't have taste. We ruin a good meal. Out to dinner? What a waste. When everyone is ordering the shrimp in beer-fried batter. You have the healthy choice, the heart-good veggie platter. But you don't have an option, you want to watch your weight. We're the ones you have to chow on, the ones you truly hate. We're the veggies in your life, the mean ol' legume platter. If you do not eat us, you know that you'll grow fatter. We're the veggies on your table, what a gastrotastrophe! And then for after dinner, replace the pie with some green tea.
For My Mother-in-Law I feel very fortunate to have a mother-in-law like you . . . someone who's nice to talk to and comfortable to be with, someone whose warmth and caring make me feel welcome in the family . . . You're someone very special in my life -- someone I appreciate and care about very much. Have a Wonderful Birthday
Outside Verse: Hey, Birthday Queen here are some things you can do to make your big day fabulous Inside Verse: PRESS HERE (instructions w/arrow) Pick up the phone and call in sick! Have a girls night out (but just dont end up on Girls Gone Wild). Wear your sexiest outfit and get free drinks. Order frou-frou umbrella drinks all night. Three words: full body massage. Order every dessert on the menu! Get lots of gifts (even if you buy them yourself). Go shopping and max out your credit card. Happy Birthday
Hey, Guy I thought about hiring strippers for your birthday, but then I found some gals who are even more entertaining! [word balloon:] Wheres the birthday boy? Dont act like youre not impressed. Happy Birthday
Receivers Your birthday is a reminder that you were born into this world with your own glorious story to tell. You bring pride and grace to our family, and you tell your own story so well happy birthday Receivers