For My Mother-in-Law I feel very fortunate to have a mother-in-law like you . . . someone who's nice to talk to and comfortable to be with, someone whose warmth and caring make me feel welcome in the family . . . You're someone very special in my life -- someone I appreciate and care about very much. Have a Wonderful Birthday
It's your birthday and I'm here to sing you a... uhhhh... brief song to help you get your party on. Let us begin... Happy happy underpants, do the Happy Birthday Dance, happy happy underpants, ohhhhh.... Do the Happy Birthday Dance! Happy Birthday!
A special little tune just for you Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low? That song's not so funny anymore! Happy birthday, anyway
Hey, Guy I thought about hiring strippers for your birthday, but then I found some gals who are even more entertaining! [word balloon:] Wheres the birthday boy? Dont act like youre not impressed. Happy Birthday
Outside Verse: Hey, Birthday Queen here are some things you can do to make your big day fabulous Inside Verse: PRESS HERE (instructions w/arrow) Pick up the phone and call in sick! Have a girls night out (but just dont end up on Girls Gone Wild). Wear your sexiest outfit and get free drinks. Order frou-frou umbrella drinks all night. Three words: full body massage. Order every dessert on the menu! Get lots of gifts (even if you buy them yourself). Go shopping and max out your credit card. Happy Birthday
Here are some MANLY things to do PRESS HERE. FIX SOMETHING. BREAK SOMETHING. BREAK SOMETHING ATTEMPTING TO FIX IT. DRINK A BEER. DRINK SIX BEERS! BREAK SOMETHING ATTEMPTING TO FIX IT. (yes, its on here twice. I know you.) WATCH TV. FALL ASLEEP WATCHING TV. whatever you do, HAVE FUN!
A grandchild's a treasure. Receiver(s)! You have a special place in the heart where favorite memories are tucked away and wishes for your happiness are warm and filled with love because you mean so very much - and you always will. Happy Birthday with Love Always.
Ahoy from the Pirate 'Stache Hear the waves crash, Smell the sea on my mustache, Says the hairy pirate lip, "All aboard the birthday ship!" So lift your glass, to your mustache-- swash bucklin' birthday to you! Yo ho! Yo-ho-hope your birthday is happy!