I am a bird with no tomorrow Dont want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. Ive got to plan for my survival I think Ill find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
Beautiful memories, Joyful gatherings, Lasting love... Receiver(s), Hoping your Thanksgiving is a beautiful reminder of all the wonderful things in your life. Every Happiness to You on Thanksgiving and Always.
March seventeenth is what we call St. Patricks Day Shoemaking leprechauns hoard all their gold away Clovers with four leafs can make a Good Luck bouquet As we sing out the St. Patricks Chin Song. When Irish chins sing, its a song you can dance to, lad Whisky and lager can cheer you up if youre sad Pipes may be calling, but Murphys heads feeling bad Corned beef and cabbage is coming on strong. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend And if youre not Irish, well, you can pretend. Pubs barely open but Flanagans bleary-eyed Shamrocks and Blarney Stones got Kelly teary-eyed Father OMalleys on his second beer and rye As we sing loud the St. Patricks Chin Song. O lets lift a glass up to Cork and Kilkenny Wed name all the counties, but there are too many Our Irish Pride comes out of each nook and cranny When we sing out the St. Patricks Chin Song. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend If you like this stanza, well sing it again. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend And St. Patricks Day Chin Song has come to an end!
Click on the stamp to open your card. Click on the leaf. A cold wind Winter must be coming. Lets find someplace warm for our little friend. Click on the house. It smells like Thanksgiving dinner. Click on the window to have a look. Click on the door. Happy Thanksgiving Hope yours is warm and wonderful!
May God grant you always A sunbeam to warm you, A moonbeam to charm you, A sheltering angel So nothing can harm you Laughter to cheer you, Faithful friends near you, And whenever you pray, Heaven to hear you. Happy St. Patricks Day
One evening on the bunny trail with cotton tails a-hoppin I saw a ragged bunny, his big ears were a-floppin But he smiled a big old smile although he coulda blown a gasket He said Im happy cause I got to see the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, theres lots of jelly beans Theyre yellow, red, and purple, white, and orange and green, Some of them weigh twenty pounds, some are big as bricks, But youll eat a lot, no matter what, Prepare to increase the size of your butt From the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, youll see marshmallow chicks You chew their little heads off, and youll need lots of toothpicks. The eggs are solid chocolate, their shells are made of gold. Oh the bunnies and the hens are chocolate friends Theyre neatly all contained in cellophane, (cont.) Youll eat them without thinking of the weigh youll gain. You feel nauseated, but you cant abstain, Better get ready for abdominal pain From the Easter Candy Basket.
Christmas is celebrating family and the love we share, spending special moments together... ...and most of all, letting those who mean the most know how loved they are. Wishing you a Christmas filled with happiness!
Who is that pattering on the rooftop eight days in December (excluding the Sabbath)? Who is it that braves the freezing temperatures (without so much as a sweater) to deliver presents under the menorah? Who is it that noshes on your milk and rugelach in the wee hours of the night? Is it Santa? Is it a burglar? NO! It's Zayde Claus! This is why we don't have holiday characters. Happy Hanukkah!
Top Five Leprechaun Complaints Number Five This cereal is neither magical nor delicious! Number Four Its hard to hold your whiskey when youre built like a four-year-old. Number Three If I hear, Top o the mornin to ya! one more time, someones gonna get hurt! Number Two Every time I wash me leprechaun outfit, me entire laundry turns green! And the Number One Leprechaun Complaint Tiny little leprechaun. Tiny little shillelagh! Happy St. Patricks Day