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Hey there (recipient's name) Today is (occasion) Wanna send a little slice of paradise your way! Straight from (sender's name) Hope you're (favorite activity) Do whatever you want, cause it's a special day! Out at the tiki hut, Take a drink from a coconut! Sing songs by the ocean front, for you. These sunny skies -- so blue, A little bar with an ocean view, Singin' this song, just for you. Sending a little song just for you!
Today's -- a day to show appreciation For all of the moms across the land. Let's praise -- and heap upon them admiration: They all deserve a great big hand! Mama, Mia! Mothers are the best! Surely Mom should have a day of rest, And relaxation 'cause she's so, How-do-you-say? Magnifico! And Mother's Day's the perfect day for us to tell her so! Happy Mother's Day!
When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie That's amore That's amore When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine That's amore That's amore When you walk in a dream And you know you're not dreaming signore 'Scusami, but you see Back in old Napoli, That's amore That's amore Have a Happy Valentine's Day and many amore!
Welcome to "The 12 Dogs of Christmas" Series of Cards! The recipient(s) you select will automatically receive one card a day for 12 days. On the first day of Christmas: Partridge in a pear tree Hope your holiday is pearfect! Day 2: Turtle doves Let's shellabrate the holidays! Day 3: French hens Joyeux Noel ! Day 4: Calling birds Hope your holidays are off the hook! Day 5: Golden rings Ring in the Christmas joy! Day 6: Geese a-laying Geese Navidad! Day 7: Swans a-swimming It's the most swanderful time of the year! Day 8: Maids a-milking Hope your Christmas is an udder delight! Day 9: Ladies dancing Merry Mistletoe-ing! Day 10: Lords a-leaping Jump for joy-- it's Christmas! Day 11: Pipers piping It's Christmas! Duet up right! Day 12: Drummers drumming Wishing you a holiday that can't be beat!
(song lyrics) : Valentine's Day / It's when love is in the air / A day for sweet candy on your lips / Sweet nothings in your ear / Candy kisses roses red / Everywhere the love is spread / Fills your heart with such a glow / Feels so good oh oh / If Cupid sets his sight on you / Ain't nothing baby you can do / Let him pull that string back on his bow / Pierce you with his love arrow / Now can't you just feel it / It's the day for Valentines / Hoping yours is extra fine / And I'm here to simply say / Since you're totally the best / B - E - S - T / Such a cut above the rest / Such a cut above the rest / Happy Valentine's Day!
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
Hope your Valentine's is a sweet day, a neat day, zoppit-a-beet-day. Gonna be a real special Valentine and everything is gonna be just fine. Whoa-oh-oh. Yeah. Hope your Valentine's Day is something to sing about!
SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentine's Day is just as much fun! (Except for the 'poopy' thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
This is a happy Boss's Day wish just for you, the... always-there-for-me, would-do-anything-for-me, trustworthy-loyal-helpful-friendly wouldn't-want-another, couldn't want-a-better, thanks-for-all-you-do-for-me Happy Boss's Day!
Wellllllllllllllllllllll theres Cabbage and shamrocks and Irish hearts prancing and claddagh rings (dandy for handy romancing) and lucks all around us with leprechauns dancing plus lots of good wishes for Saint Patricks Day Theres wolfhounds and Guinness and music quite airy and corned beef a-cooking and smiles all merry parades in the morning from Dublin to Derry plus happy good wishes for Saint Patricks Daaaaaaaaaaaaay!
We do it all because we're dads. Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Well Mr. Construction Is what my friends call me 'Cause all of the jobs I do are so manly, But find me at home And you'll probably see I'm the number one client at my daughter's tea party. If it's broken, we can fix it Duct tape makes it all work fine. There's no need to read a recipe -- They're just a waste of time. Do not tell Mom! We're your biggest fan, we know the score to every game you play, If your diaper's kinda smelly, Well, we'll make it go away. We don't mean to embarrass you when driving you to school... Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Happy "Dads" Day!
Aint got no room for haters Cuz Im spreadin the love As Im rainin down my arrows From the heavens above When I send one in the air, its like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D Its Valentines Day, yall, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers Ln. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & Thats My Valentines Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's grand being green! Whether just for the day or forever. We've got all the blarney, We've got all the luck, We're witty, good-looking and clever! Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's fun being green! We're charming, outspoken and friendly, There's two types of people: There's those who are green, And those who are just green with envy! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
There's the kinda strong Like a country song When the lead guitar's on fire. There's the kind like a fighter Or a rodeo rider There's the kind like a steel-belt tire. There sure are lots of different Kinds-a strong -- that's surely true, But none compare, any time anywhere To a DAD STRONG dude like you! Chorus: DAD STRONG! Dad strong! ...and it fills our hearts with gratitude. DAD STRONG! Can't be wrong! ...with a thousand watts of DAD-i-tude. DAD STRONG! Can I get an oh yeah? Happy Father's Day!
It's time to get funky, (recipient's name)! Yow! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! We gotta, gotta sing about (special occasion)! Let's celebrate! This is gonna be great! Cut loose! And go (favorite activity) You're the greatest one around! Put on your (favorite clothes) Can you dig what I'm puttin' down! Let's get funky! Wow! I'll say it again (special occasion)! Wow! Hear me now! Have a funkadelic day!
Easter Sunday! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Choc'late bunnies! Choc'late bunnies! In the basket! They're fantastic! The grass is plastic! Eat every jelly bean -- The yellow, pink and green! Hallelujah! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Hope your Easter begins and ends on a happy note!
It's Halloveen... and I just vanted to say... Hello my baby Halloveen evening Happiest day all year. I've been cooped up enough, Tonight I can strut my stuff. Halloveen candy, It's mighty dandy -- The party is here Music is in the air Tonight we spook and scare. Pumpkins are lighted, We're all excited, Raise up a glass of cheer, I've got to catch a flight! Have an amazing night! Wishing you a SPOOK-tacular Halloween