The 12 Dogs of Christmas -- Drummers drumming, Pipers piping, Lords a-leaping, Ladies dancing, Maids a-milking, Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden rings, Calling birds, French hens, Turtle doves, Partridge in a pear tree Merry Christmas
For My Beautiful Wife I love sharing life and raising a family with you -- even though it sometimes means that our nights out alone are actually spent grocery shopping, and our romantic dinner plans turn out to be a quick meal in front of the TV . . . Even though things don't always turn out exactly how we planned them, I wouldn't want it any other way. I love our life together -- because I love you so much. Happy Mother's Day
GOD GAVE THE WORLD STARS -- AND THERE WAS BEAUTY. -- GOD GAVE THE WORLD SUN -- AND THERE WAS WARMTH. -- GOD GAVE THE WORLD RAIN -- AND THERE WAS LIFE. -- GOD GAVE THE WORLD MOTHERS -- AND THERE WAS LOVE. -- HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
From the land they call Erin, Here's a wish that I'm sharin' -- A toast to us all on this day of good cheer: May the road rise up to ya, And the wind not blow through ya, With your glass overflowing with green-colored beer! With green colored beer, With green colored beer, A toast to us all on this day of good cheer! Cheers to a Happy St. Patrick's Day
Dear Daughter, This little valentine comes from the heart of once upon a time, when you were my funny peanut butter and jelly face -- the angel-girl I fell in love with, who I could hold and hug forever . . . You're my beautiful daughter, wise beyond your years, worrying me one day and inspiring me the next. Today and always, I'm so proud of you and I love you with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a handsome man who appreciated women for their minds. A man who preferred brains and a sense of humor over a roll in the hay, a man in search of commitment... Thought you might enjoy a good fairy tale on Valentine's Day!
He Is Risen! Every dawn tells of His Resurrection, Every sunset proclaims His glory! May your spirit rejoice and your heart be glad as you celebrate the Resurrection of Our Lord. Have a Glorious Easter
Thanks for being organized when others fail to be. Thanks for your leadership and strong integrity. Thanks for all the things you do with never a complaint. Thanks for being cool and calm and showing such restraint. Thanks for your support and all the wisdom that you share. But, mostly, thank you very much for always being there! You deserve to have an awesome Boss's Day.
Who gets up each day, just to earn his pay? Who's fearless and dependable and true? Who's the MVP of his family? Dad is, that's who! If you need advice With some tech device, he's up to every task. If you're stuck, or you Need a buck or two? You only have to ask. Who should just unwind, have a rest, recline? Take a break from all he does the whole year through? Yes -- who's number one for the things he's done? Dad is, that's who Dad is -- that's YOU!! Relax -- you've earned it! Happy Father's Day
Its Valentines Day, and I have a confession to make Lately Ive been having impure, lusty thoughts about you doing kinky, UNMENTIONABLE things to my body. Im so ashamed. Why, I wouldnt blame you if you wanted to tie me up, take me over your knee, and spank me. Happy Valentines Day!
For all that you have sacrificed, and everything you've done To help make this world we share a safer, better one. This comes with admiration and with gratitude to say You're thought about so often and especially today! Happy Veterans Day
It's God who knows our every need And hears each prayer we say, It's He who grants us heart's content And guides us through each daySo may it be His gracious will To always give to you His understanding and His love And all His blessings, too. May God Bless You on Father's Day and Always
I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)
In the silver hush of a starry winter's night In the song of the wind through the trees In the gentle grace of snowflakes as they fall is the whispered promise of peace. Wishing you the true, deep blessings of the season.
CHIN #1: In the fourth week of November As Im sure were all aware, We celebrate Thanksgiving And we eat till were impaired. Watch some football on the TV And parades with relatives, No one spills the gravy On the tablecloth and lives. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table Its Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli souffl, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, Youll know its at the annual Thanksgiving feast. CHIN #2: I see yams and I see brussel sprouts And green bean casserole, Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing Overflowing from the bowl. CHIN #3: Then theres pumpkin pie and whipped cream Triple layer carrot cake, My chin gets tired from chewing And I have a tummy ache. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table Its Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli souffl, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, Youll know its at the annual Thanksgiving feast. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody
What are you doing for Valentines Day? Some wear bright red outfits that are really hard to miss. Some prepare to pucker their lips as they try to steal a kiss. Some give special homemade gifts to people that they really adore. Some buy lots of chocolate from the chocolate candy store. Some go out for dinner, yeah to a place that's really chic. Some will spend a quiet evening dancing cheek to cheek. Some barely even celebrate. Some go all out, its true But have yourself a special day No matter what you do! Happy Valentines Day
A Family Is Love Thanksgiving is a special time each year, when we remember the familiar faces, places and things hold most dear, giving thanks for the love and laughter that keep us all together, living under one roof that extends for miles and miles... Thinking of you with love on Thanksgiving.