Thanks for being organized when others fail to be. Thanks for your leadership and strong integrity. Thanks for all the things you do with never a complaint. Thanks for being cool and calm and showing such restraint. Thanks for your support and all the wisdom that you share. But, mostly, thank you very much for always being there! You deserve to have an awesome Boss's Day.
GOD GAVE THE WORLD STARS -- AND THERE WAS BEAUTY. -- GOD GAVE THE WORLD SUN -- AND THERE WAS WARMTH. -- GOD GAVE THE WORLD RAIN -- AND THERE WAS LIFE. -- GOD GAVE THE WORLD MOTHERS -- AND THERE WAS LOVE. -- HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
It's God who knows our every need And hears each prayer we say, It's He who grants us heart's content And guides us through each daySo may it be His gracious will To always give to you His understanding and His love And all His blessings, too. May God Bless You on Father's Day and Always
For My Beautiful Wife I love sharing life and raising a family with you -- even though it sometimes means that our nights out alone are actually spent grocery shopping, and our romantic dinner plans turn out to be a quick meal in front of the TV . . . Even though things don't always turn out exactly how we planned them, I wouldn't want it any other way. I love our life together -- because I love you so much. Happy Mother's Day
CHIN #1: In the fourth week of November As Im sure were all aware, We celebrate Thanksgiving And we eat till were impaired. Watch some football on the TV And parades with relatives, No one spills the gravy On the tablecloth and lives. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table Its Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli souffl, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, Youll know its at the annual Thanksgiving feast. CHIN #2: I see yams and I see brussel sprouts And green bean casserole, Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing Overflowing from the bowl. CHIN #3: Then theres pumpkin pie and whipped cream Triple layer carrot cake, My chin gets tired from chewing And I have a tummy ache. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table Its Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli souffl, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, Youll know its at the annual Thanksgiving feast. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody
An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it in the dishwasher. Happy Mother's Day!
Youre a mommy, youre a mother, Its a job thats like no other: Its demanding, and its draining, Its a job for which there really was no training. Wiping counters, butts and noses, Cleaning up while famly dozes. Making sure kids wear clean undies, Working all week long, plus Saturdays and Sund-ies. Kissing boo boos, multi-tasking, Know your kids hurt without asking. Gasoline goes by the tank-full, Its for all of this and more your familys thankful! Happy Mothers Day!
In the silver hush of a starry winter's night In the song of the wind through the trees In the gentle grace of snowflakes as they fall is the whispered promise of peace. Wishing you the true, deep blessings of the season.
I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)
What are you doing for Valentines Day? Some wear bright red outfits that are really hard to miss. Some prepare to pucker their lips as they try to steal a kiss. Some give special homemade gifts to people that they really adore. Some buy lots of chocolate from the chocolate candy store. Some go out for dinner, yeah to a place that's really chic. Some will spend a quiet evening dancing cheek to cheek. Some barely even celebrate. Some go all out, its true But have yourself a special day No matter what you do! Happy Valentines Day
The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart . . . [Luke 6:45] The perfect combination of wisdom, faith, and strength . . . you're everything a father should be. Thanks, Dad, Happy Father's Day
You're a man who works hard, cares deeply... ...and gives his best for the people in his life. Hope you always know how much that means, not just to me... ...but to all those whose lives you touch. Happy Father's Day
I Wuv You Very Much. Wanna get laid? Bump uglies? Do the horizontal bop? A little parallel parking? How about you and me go out it till we're sore? Take it right over this way. I'm talking big bang baby. You know what I'm talking about. Wuv You! Happy Valentine's Day!
A Family Is Love Thanksgiving is a special time each year, when we remember the familiar faces, places and things hold most dear, giving thanks for the love and laughter that keep us all together, living under one roof that extends for miles and miles... Thinking of you with love on Thanksgiving.
Like a blanket on a bed Or the sound of a morning shower; Like a book turned down, half read Or the quiet morning hour You're home to me. You're home to me. Like the warm sun through the curtain Or a light on through the night; Like the glow of a candle burning Or the feeling that all is right You're home to me. You're home to me. Happy Valentine's Day With Love
One of life's greatest joys has been raising a SON like you. Seeing you grow from the little boy you once were to the special man you've become has brought more satisfaction than you could ever imagine. But watching life come full circle --- seeing you as a father giving the best of yourself and your heart to your own family --- brings even more happiness, and more reasons to celebrate all that you are. Happy Father's Day with Love.
These kids, they'll drive you straight into the nuthouse... and by the way, they shaved the dog. These kids, they think the world revolves around them... and by the way, the sink is clogged. And then, the principal would like to see you, What this concerns, you have no clue. And then, some person called who needed someone To volunteer... and now that's you. Mothers! Mothers! You have to do it all! Mothers! Mothers! You're there each time they fall.You're out of milk, you need a hug, The cat threw up on your new rug... |If only they all knew about the stuff that you go through.Mothers! Mothers! You cook, you clean, you work Mothers! Mothers! Trying not to go berserk! Kids need a ride, they want tattoos, They want two-hundred-dollar shoes! On Mother's Day, we thank you for the great things that you do.Hey! On Mother's Day we thank you for the great things that you do !Happy Mother's Day!