I Wuv You Very Much. Wanna get laid? Bump uglies? Do the horizontal bop? A little parallel parking? How about you and me go out it till we're sore? Take it right over this way. I'm talking big bang baby. You know what I'm talking about. Wuv You! Happy Valentine's Day!
A Prayer for Our Nation God bless America and keep us safe and free - Safe from all our enemies, wherever they may be Teach us to walk humbly and closer in Thy ways, Give us faith and courage and put purpose in our days Make each one of us aware that each must do his part, For in the individual is where peace must have its start... For a better world to live in where all are safe and free Must start with faith and hope and love deep in the heart of me. Praying for peace in your heart that will touch the hearts of others and inspire all with faith and courage. Thinking of You in this Memorial Day
It fills me with so much love and pride to see you as a mother. With pride...because you are such a good mother who understands what a child needs to grow up happy and secure. With love...because it makes me remember the wonder and joy I felt in my heart when I was raising you. And with joy...because thinking of you as a mother today and as the wonderful daughter you've always been, I continue to appreciate how very special you are and how much you will always mean to me. Happy Mother's Day with Love
Somewhere in the flurry of the season, may we find time to dream about that blessed night that changed the world... Time to remember the truths he taught and everything he had done for us. Time to give thanks with all our hearts that God so loved the world. Merry Christmas
My Dad Thank You For a Lifetime of Love Even though life keeps us from seeing each other as often as we used to . . . you're still as much a part of my life as ever, Dad . . . and I love you -- more than ever. Happy Valentine's Day
Passover's coming, Everyone's running, Preparing something for the Seder meal! Matzo-balls are stewing Chicken-soup is brewing, Everything we're doing With a special zeal! Quick, set the Seder plate, Hurry, it's getting late, Shank bone... roasted egg... Where's the bitter herb!? Cover the matzos up, Fill up Elijah's cup, Chop some potatoes up, Those will be superb! Oh! No! One hour to go! Make charoset and some moror! Sweep the kitchen! Wash the floor-or! Cut horseradish if you're able! Put Haggadahs on the table! Pour the wine! Pour the wine! Collapse... and... have... a... great... night! Happy Passover!
For all that you have sacrificed, and everything you've done To help make this world we share a safer, better one. This comes with admiration and with gratitude to say You're thought about so often and especially today! Happy Veterans Day
Hold the door open for a stranger. Wave to a child in the car next to you. Do something nice. Reach out. Give back. Remember to say please and thank you. Keep the spirit of the holiday season in your heart all year long.
This Hanukkah, may you celebrate all of life's gifts... ...especially the ones that can't be wrapped. Click each tower to discover special blessings to keep in mind on each of Hanukkah's eight wondrous nights! Click anywhere to begin. Light Laughter Lore Latkes Love Learning Liberty Lots of Fun! Happy Hanukkah!
On Rosh Hashanah, it is written On Yom Kippur, it is sealed. May it be written and may it be sealed that you have a new year that brings fulfillment and happiness, peace and prosperity -- all of life's very best things. Have a Happy, Healthy New Year
May God Bless You at Christmastime God bless you with a happy heart thats light and full of cheer. God bless you with a happy home and loved ones gathered near. Christmas blessings, Christmas blessings, Joy to all on Earth Christmas blessings, celebrating Jesus and His birth.
For My Beautiful Wife I love sharing life and raising a family with you -- even though it sometimes means that our nights out alone are actually spent grocery shopping, and our romantic dinner plans turn out to be a quick meal in front of the TV . . . Even though things don't always turn out exactly how we planned them, I wouldn't want it any other way. I love our life together -- because I love you so much. Happy Mother's Day
An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it in the dishwasher. Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day Mother You taught me well to trust myself in all that I do to enjoy the simple things life has to offer to be honest and true to give back to the world to look for the best in others, while always trying to be the best person I can be and, to love with a full heart, for that's the only way to love. My heart is full of love for you. To my teacher, my mentor, my friend, my wonderful mother I wish you only the best this Mother's Day
Thinking of You from Across the Miles In a perfect world, wed be together at Thanksgiving but since were not, Ill be thinking of you... ...visiting favorite memories, wondering how youre doing, and sending all my wishes for happiness this season. Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving
It's God who knows our every need And hears each prayer we say, It's He who grants us heart's content And guides us through each daySo may it be His gracious will To always give to you His understanding and His love And all His blessings, too. May God Bless You on Father's Day and Always
Easter is a time of rebirth, when hope can be seen in the wings of a butterfly -- renewal, when the grey of winter comes alive with the newness of spring -- and rejoicing, when all of nature seems to celebrate the wonder of life itself. Wishing you a wonderful Easter
Working at the North Pole building toys out of a wooden block can surely put a damper on your day. Being two feet tall and having pointy ears and hats and shoes can also limit jobs with decent pay. Having Santa for a boss may sound exciting for a while, but really its just basically okay. This busy time of the year, its hard to keep running around like this. Scooping after reindeers just another thing we have to do, Santa likes the snow all clean and white. Answering the letters that the Fat Man gets from everywhere and they dont stop arriving day or night. We need a break our little feet ache, you think its easy making sure that red suit fits? Decorating Christmas trees and harvesting the mistletoe, you cant do all this working 9 to 5. Sure were sweet and jolly and were cute as boughs of holly, but these holidays put us in overdrive. We guess its fun, and when alls said and done, we hope your Christmas is the best one yet. Merry Christmas from one hard-working little elf to another.
May God grant you always A sunbeam to warm you, A moonbeam to charm you, A sheltering angel So nothing can harm you Laughter to cheer you, Faithful friends near you, And whenever you pray, Heaven to hear you. Happy St. Patricks Day
Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... I got some in my car! Chocolate eggs and jelly beans The finest Easter Day cuisine Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies We hop along the Bunny Trail right into your backyard. Easter Bunnies, we are pink and fuzzy Pink and fuzzy, and we have big ears. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... We chose this for careers! Easter baskets, colored eggs We hop around on bunny legs Easter baskets colored eggs Hop around bunny legs Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are.
As a special friend and as the wonderful mother you are, you touch this world with kindness and love in everything you do. Wishing you all the happiness you deserve so much - on Mother's Day, and always. Thanks for being such a Wonderful Friend
Oh (name) you know I love you so much! C'mon Baby, put on your (favorite clothes) looking so fine. I want to eat you up like a (favorite dessert) you drive me out of my mind! Baby, don't you know I think you're so divine! I want to take you out and go (favorite activity) till the end of time! (name) I love you! Ooooohhhh Yeeeaaah