Youre a mommy, youre a mother, Its a job thats like no other: Its demanding, and its draining, Its a job for which there really was no training. Wiping counters, butts and noses, Cleaning up while famly dozes. Making sure kids wear clean undies, Working all week long, plus Saturdays and Sund-ies. Kissing boo boos, multi-tasking, Know your kids hurt without asking. Gasoline goes by the tank-full, Its for all of this and more your familys thankful! Happy Mothers Day!
These kids, they'll drive you straight into the nuthouse... and by the way, they shaved the dog. These kids, they think the world revolves around them... and by the way, the sink is clogged. And then, the principal would like to see you, What this concerns, you have no clue. And then, some person called who needed someone To volunteer... and now that's you. Mothers! Mothers! You have to do it all! Mothers! Mothers! You're there each time they fall.You're out of milk, you need a hug, The cat threw up on your new rug... |If only they all knew about the stuff that you go through.Mothers! Mothers! You cook, you clean, you work Mothers! Mothers! Trying not to go berserk! Kids need a ride, they want tattoos, They want two-hundred-dollar shoes! On Mother's Day, we thank you for the great things that you do.Hey! On Mother's Day we thank you for the great things that you do !Happy Mother's Day!
Hold the door open for a stranger. Wave to a child in the car next to you. Do something nice. Reach out. Give back. Remember to say please and thank you. Keep the spirit of the holiday season in your heart all year long.
Thank you, Lord, for the song of birds, For the smell of roses, unexpected, kind words. Thank you, Lord, for a child's smile. For the laughter of friends, time savored in the while. Thank you, Lord, for the little things That mean so much to me. For the new hope of mornings The softness of night, and the knowing that I'm free. Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving
One of life's greatest joys has been raising a SON like you. Seeing you grow from the little boy you once were to the special man you've become has brought more satisfaction than you could ever imagine. But watching life come full circle --- seeing you as a father giving the best of yourself and your heart to your own family --- brings even more happiness, and more reasons to celebrate all that you are. Happy Father's Day with Love.
Somewhere in the flurry of the season, may we find time to dream about that blessed night that changed the world... Time to remember the truths he taught and everything he had done for us. Time to give thanks with all our hearts that God so loved the world. Merry Christmas
Grandmas Are Special! Grandmas are people you can look up to -- even if they aren't that tall. Grandmas spoil you just because it's one of their favorite things to do. Grandmas tell you stories and always take the time to listen. Grandmas love you with all their hearts. Happy Mother's Day with lots of love Grandma!
Working at the North Pole building toys out of a wooden block can surely put a damper on your day. Being two feet tall and having pointy ears and hats and shoes can also limit jobs with decent pay. Having Santa for a boss may sound exciting for a while, but really its just basically okay. This busy time of the year, its hard to keep running around like this. Scooping after reindeers just another thing we have to do, Santa likes the snow all clean and white. Answering the letters that the Fat Man gets from everywhere and they dont stop arriving day or night. We need a break our little feet ache, you think its easy making sure that red suit fits? Decorating Christmas trees and harvesting the mistletoe, you cant do all this working 9 to 5. Sure were sweet and jolly and were cute as boughs of holly, but these holidays put us in overdrive. We guess its fun, and when alls said and done, we hope your Christmas is the best one yet. Merry Christmas from one hard-working little elf to another.
Being a wonderful Father doesn't just happen... It takes a heart filled with love and patience, and a special kind of understanding to help, hope, and inspire... Happy Father's Day to a wonderful man and a great dad!
An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it in the dishwasher. Happy Mother's Day!
Like a blanket on a bed Or the sound of a morning shower; Like a book turned down, half read Or the quiet morning hour You're home to me. You're home to me. Like the warm sun through the curtain Or a light on through the night; Like the glow of a candle burning Or the feeling that all is right You're home to me. You're home to me. Happy Valentine's Day With Love
You're Someone Very Special, DAD "Anyone can be a father, but it takes a special men to be a dad." A dad's someone to turn to when you need a helping hand - He's someone you can count on To advise and understands A dad's someone to laugh with. Someone kind, whose smiling face Convinces you that no one else could ever take his place! For all your love and kindness, Dad, For all your thoughtful ways, For all your help and good advice, For every word of praise, For doing all the special things That you find time to do This message brings a world of thanks And lots of love to you! Happy Father's Day
Passover's coming, Everyone's running, Preparing something for the Seder meal! Matzo-balls are stewing Chicken-soup is brewing, Everything we're doing With a special zeal! Quick, set the Seder plate, Hurry, it's getting late, Shank bone... roasted egg... Where's the bitter herb!? Cover the matzos up, Fill up Elijah's cup, Chop some potatoes up, Those will be superb! Oh! No! One hour to go! Make charoset and some moror! Sweep the kitchen! Wash the floor-or! Cut horseradish if you're able! Put Haggadahs on the table! Pour the wine! Pour the wine! Collapse... and... have... a... great... night! Happy Passover!
May God Bless You at Christmastime God bless you with a happy heart thats light and full of cheer. God bless you with a happy home and loved ones gathered near. Christmas blessings, Christmas blessings, Joy to all on Earth Christmas blessings, celebrating Jesus and His birth.
I Wuv You Very Much. Wanna get laid? Bump uglies? Do the horizontal bop? A little parallel parking? How about you and me go out it till we're sore? Take it right over this way. I'm talking big bang baby. You know what I'm talking about. Wuv You! Happy Valentine's Day!
A Prayer for Our Nation God bless America and keep us safe and free - Safe from all our enemies, wherever they may be Teach us to walk humbly and closer in Thy ways, Give us faith and courage and put purpose in our days Make each one of us aware that each must do his part, For in the individual is where peace must have its start... For a better world to live in where all are safe and free Must start with faith and hope and love deep in the heart of me. Praying for peace in your heart that will touch the hearts of others and inspire all with faith and courage. Thinking of You in this Memorial Day
This Hanukkah, may you celebrate all of life's gifts... ...especially the ones that can't be wrapped. Click each tower to discover special blessings to keep in mind on each of Hanukkah's eight wondrous nights! Click anywhere to begin. Light Laughter Lore Latkes Love Learning Liberty Lots of Fun! Happy Hanukkah!
It fills me with so much love and pride to see you as a mother. With pride...because you are such a good mother who understands what a child needs to grow up happy and secure. With love...because it makes me remember the wonder and joy I felt in my heart when I was raising you. And with joy...because thinking of you as a mother today and as the wonderful daughter you've always been, I continue to appreciate how very special you are and how much you will always mean to me. Happy Mother's Day with Love
May God grant you always A sunbeam to warm you, A moonbeam to charm you, A sheltering angel So nothing can harm you Laughter to cheer you, Faithful friends near you, And whenever you pray, Heaven to hear you. Happy St. Patricks Day
Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... I got some in my car! Chocolate eggs and jelly beans The finest Easter Day cuisine Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies We hop along the Bunny Trail right into your backyard. Easter Bunnies, we are pink and fuzzy Pink and fuzzy, and we have big ears. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... We chose this for careers! Easter baskets, colored eggs We hop around on bunny legs Easter baskets colored eggs Hop around bunny legs Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are.
My Dad Thank You For a Lifetime of Love Even though life keeps us from seeing each other as often as we used to . . . you're still as much a part of my life as ever, Dad . . . and I love you -- more than ever. Happy Valentine's Day
Easter is a time of rebirth, when hope can be seen in the wings of a butterfly -- renewal, when the grey of winter comes alive with the newness of spring -- and rejoicing, when all of nature seems to celebrate the wonder of life itself. Wishing you a wonderful Easter
This is how God showed His love among us: He sent His one and only Son into the world... 1 John 4:9 May He who makes the flowers grow and gives the sun its golden glow, who gently guides the birds in flight and lights the stars that cheer the night... May He whose love shines over all and gives us blessings, great and small, May Christ, the risen King of Kings, fill all your days with life's good things. Bless You at Easter and Always