10. O Holiday Tree 9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter 8. Frosty the Snowperson 7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-friendly, Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for Which I Do Have a Permit) 6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator 4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If Office Policy Permits) 3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings 2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection 1. Ill Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December Hope your holiday rocks.
An Old Irish Blessing for You May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields, and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand. Happy St. Patrick's Day
It's a brand new year... Let's spread our wings. Let's capture the magic. Let's live in the moment. Let's dream big. Let's make memories. Let's spread sunshine. Let's come together and celebrate life. Happy New Year
For knowing that I have a place as I wake to a new day, For the right to speak my mind, or kneel quietly to pray... For the dreams I strive to reach, for the love I'm free to give, For the laughter shared with dearest friends, a necessity to live... For the security and peace of mind that all is safe and sound, For growing, sharing, hoping, caring -- there's goodness all around. For all of this, we're grateful for, whisper soft or loudly sing... Their duty and their sacrifice have let our freedom ring! Memorial Day is a time for thanks and remembrance.
Well it's gettin' kinda chilly It's the sled-ridin' time of year Time to wish you (occasion) Filled with joyfulness and cheer (sender's name) wants you to know the good times are here This toboggan is a-rockin' Look out everyone below! Straight from (sender's location) Here's a wild, joyride "Hello!" Frosty fun on the run just a-tearin' through the winter snow This toboggan is a-rockin', through the snow! This toboggan is a-rockin', Go! Go! Go! Another year over; another begun (event from past year) It sure was fun! This toboggan is a-rockin', yeah, Hope you're doing awesome! Let's go! Have a Rockin' Day!
From the land they call Erin, Here's a wish that I'm sharin' -- A toast to us all on this day of good cheer: May the road rise up to ya, And the wind not blow through ya, With your glass overflowing with green-colored beer! With green colored beer, With green colored beer, A toast to us all on this day of good cheer! Cheers to a Happy St. Patrick's Day
How the Easter Bunny Got His Job Easter Egg Delivery Specialist Tryouts Guy in Red Suit Next Please Dude in Diaper Thats not right. Short Green Guy Uh, thanks, well let you know. Ridiculously Large Bunny Perfect! When can you start? Just Wanted to Deliver an Easter Wish: Have a Good One!
"I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live. And whoever lives and believes in Me shall never die." John 11:25-26 May the miracle of His Resurrection live in your heart forever. Have a Blessed Easter
A prayer for you on this New Year's Day -- God keep you each year through And give you all the faith it takes To make your dreams come true . . . May His love and wisdom always help to guide you on your way and His light shine upon you now to bless this special day. Happy New Year
Cant wait for the date its nearly here. Love the mood, love the food at this time of year Need a plan for the clan when they gather near. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day! Time to shop, time to chop, time to stuff a bird. Roast and baste, salt to taste, check the temperature. Make the sides, bake the pies, keep the gravy stirred. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day. Turkeys done, got to run clean the mess and greet the guests, when they come to the door. Time to eat, find a seat, make a toast to our fine host (and check the football score!) Say the grace, keep the pace time to carve so we dont starve Do you want dark or light? Pass the peas and cranberries Got our eyes on the pies May we please take a bite? Were thankful for all that weve been given yes were thankful that if we overeat well be forgiven Cause thanks-giv-ing comes but once a year to celebrate with those so dear and we must state: That as our waistline expands, were grateful for our stretchy pants. Oh, snap! Were hoping that with all the bloat we dont look like a Macys float! Now its time for a nap. Tooooo-morrow when our coma lifts Its to the mall for Christmas gifts This holiday was off the hook, well worth the time and work it took! and look be sure you dont forget to kiss the cook! tag: However you spend it, hope your Thanksgiving is happy!
OK...Scary. Alright - 1, 2, 3, Go! I'm a scary bat, eek, eek eek, give me some candy or I'll bite some holes in you. Are you scared? No? OK. I am death at your doorstep. I'll get you my pretty. I am 100 years old - that's 700 in dog years. You were playing with the Ouija board and now you must pay! I am not a dog with a sheet, I am an evil ghost. Am I scaring you yet? How 'bout now? I saw you flinch! Boo! Eek! Rawr! Oh man. Mom, you're not making my costumes any more, I can't scare anybody. Wishing you a little fright on Halloween night!
It's Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? I'm thankful for the extra naptime! I'm thankful for the extra leftovers! I'm thankful for this great disguise! I'm thankful for wonderful people like you! Wishing you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
The Eight Candles of Chanukah The first candle glows with a wish for the best things in life, the second radiates the love that's in your heart. The third gleams with good luck and success in all you do, the fourth is a beam for friendships that stay with you forever. The fifth candle is a ray of closeness to family, and the sixth shines for good health. The seventh candle flickers for the joy of simple pleasures, and the eighth -- a tiny beacon of peace and happiness. TAG: As the menorah glows with light, may all your eight days of Chanukah be warm and bright with happiness.
A Prayer at Easter Time This is the day which the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24 A Special Prayer at Easter Time That God will richly bless Your heart, your home, and those you love With lasting happiness. Have a Joyous Easter and a Beautiful Spring
A Thanksgiving Blessing. May our days be blessed with the happiness that comes from living our dreams and following our hearts. May our days be blessed with the peace of finding little ways to slow the pace and quiet the soul. May our days be blessed with the contentment, laughter, and love. May today and every day be blessed with simple, quiet moments of thanksgiving.
Your birthday's here, you've lived another year, the hugs and high-fives, too, They're all for you -- you know it's true. As every candle twinkles, The balloons and sprinkles, Yellow, red and blue -- They're all for you! They're all for you! Have a Sweet Birthday