Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth Whats your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Whys the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isnt all First Im hot Then Im cold Now I cant recall What I said Oh, the hell with it all Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and dont leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when youre laughing you dont want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say Ill repeat One more time Therefore, if I may Have a good Have a good Birthday!
Dear Son, Ever since you were born, I worried and wondered about whether or not I was being the best parent I could be. Did I make you feel important? Did we find enough time for the little things that live on in happy memories -- like laughter, and hugs, and "just-between-us" moments? And, even when we disagreed, did you always know I loved you? If I didn't always find a way to say it, I hope I always showed it -- I'm proud to be your parent, and I love you, Son. Happy Birthday
Thinking of You on Your Birthday, Brother We sometimes go so long without touching base with each other -- I guess we're both busy with our day-to-day responsibilities. But still, I want you to know how often I think about you and how much I enjoy the times we do have the chance to talk. You'll always be very important to me, and I'll always be grateful that you're my brother. Have a Happy Birthday
Well, I'm hopin' that your birthday has cold drinks by the score, With presents, friends, and toasting, and festive grub galore. Or Maybe karaoke With all your pals a-minglin', There'll be downhome music That'll get your spurs a-jinglin'. 'Cause it's your birthday now. The End. Happy Birthday
Thank you for being a wonderful Daughter, for giving me so many reasons to smile, Thanks for our on-the-go fun times together, and times we just talk and relax for a while . . . Thanks for your hugs, and your help, and your humor, for letting me know you appreciate me --- Thank you for showing me, all through the years, I'm the luckiest parent there ever could be. Happy Birthday Love Always
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May God Bless You on your Birthday and Always It's God who knows our every need And hears each prayer we say... It's He who grants us heart's content And guides us through each day... So may it be His gracious will To always give you His understanding and His love And all His blessings, too. Happy Birthday
Strength and integrity, friendship and fun, honesty, loyalty, laughter, and love. God wove them all together and created you. God bless you for all that you are because all that you are is such a wonderful blessing. Happy Birthday
No matter how near, or how far, loving memories always keep a son close in heart. Having you for a son means more than you'll ever know -- and there's no better time than your birthday to wish you all the happiness the world can offer. Happy Birthday Love Always
February 19 - March 20 Generous, emotional souls, compassionate, intuitive and selfless, the Pisces-born value human relations above everything else. The Pisces-born are highly compatible with Cancer and Scorpio, and may find it harder to relate to those who are Virgo. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Pisces
January 21 - February 18 Smart, independent, friendly, inventive, loyal and accepting, the Aquarius-born would love to do whatever is possible to make the world a better place to live. Aquarians are known to have an easy time relating to Gemini and Libra, and some may find that the Leo-born are less relatable. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Aquarius
Love you, Mom . . . I wish our lives weren't so hectic --- that we could find a way to talk, visit, and spend more time together . . . I hope you always know how much you mean to me and what a wonderful mother you are . . . Wishing you happiness on your birthday and always.
There's a special corner of the heart reserved for dads alone, A place where childhood memories still linger when we've grown... Where thoughts of love and gratitude remain forever strong -- That's why a dad like you is loved and valued all year long. Happy Birthday
Today's is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it 'b-day' just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think they're fun I hope you like b-days cause you're the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause you're the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, you're the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!