On Your First Mother's Day -- Wishing you cuddles and kisses and fun -- On your first Mother's Day with your sweet little one, -- Your very own angel- delightful and new- -- Who is blessed to have a good mother like you! Happy First Mother's Day
Thinking of You from Across the Miles In a perfect world, wed be together at Thanksgiving but since were not, Ill be thinking of you... ...visiting favorite memories, wondering how youre doing, and sending all my wishes for happiness this season. Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving
It's Halloveen... and I just vanted to say... Hello my baby Halloveen evening Happiest day all year. I've been cooped up enough, Tonight I can strut my stuff. Halloveen candy, It's mighty dandy -- The party is here Music is in the air Tonight we spook and scare. Pumpkins are lighted, We're all excited, Raise up a glass of cheer, I've got to catch a flight! Have an amazing night! Wishing you a SPOOK-tacular Halloween
Hark! How the chins, Upside-down chins, Smooth or with beard, All will be heard! Christmas is here. Bringing good cheer. Lips, teeth, and tongue, Songs will be sung. Round and oblong, Singing their song, Whiskers or not, Chins sing a lot. One seems to hear, Words of good cheer, From every chin, Singing again. Oh! how they sing. Voices do ring. O'er nose and face, Going every place. Gaily mouths chew, While chins renew. Goodwill and cheer, Christmas is here. Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. Oh, how the chins, Sing with their grins, Their melody, So chinfully Merry Christmas!
To my husband on Father's Day . . . In knowing that our love survives through everything we face. And this great love we've shared so long could never be replaced . . . That's why, as I remember that the years are passing, too, I don't mind growing older, sharing life and love with you. Happy Father's Day
An Old Irish Blessing for You May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon you face, the rains fall soft upon your fields, and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
Hold the door open for a stranger. Wave to a child in the car next to you. Do something nice. Reach out. Give back. Remember to say please and thank you. Keep the spirit of the holiday season in your heart all year long.
Greetings, greetings its our big day, Pink hearts filled with tasty treats. Were frosted and sprinkled in colorful jimmies, Now thats what we call good eats! We dare you resist us, Well parade around, in our finest foils and lace. Truffles and caramels and soft, gooey centers, Oooh, well melt all over your face. So, enjoy us enjoy us, Theres nothing better than a box of delicious sweets. Especially today Happy Valentines Day, Dont fret about your expanding, ahem, seat.
Dads are loving, Ever-caring, Patient and hard-working, too. There with love when things go either Really good or bad for you. Dads would yell, and clap and whistle, When you'd given it your all, Even when you were quite little, Dad made you feel 10-feet tall. Even when he had to tell you, "Because I said so, that's why!" Or "If I have to come up there," Dad is still an awesome guy So to honor Dad and thank him On this third Sunday in June, Just to state that dads are great, we're Bringing you this classic tune! Happy Father's Day
Is it hot in here? ...or is it just me? I provide beauty, warmth and light for the whole family. When these 8 candles are all lighted, Though it's clear everyone's excited, In my glow they will bask, but I just have to ask: Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Is it warm in here? I have to say I spend most of the year packed up away, Though the food is frying in the kitchen, I'm the one who's really schvitzin' With 9 sticks of fire, I just have to inquire: Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Warmest wishes for a Happy Hanukkah.
An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it in the dishwasher. Happy Mother's Day!
Thanks for being organized when others fail to be. Thanks for your performance and your punctuality. Thanks for all the things you do with never a complaint Thanks for being cool and calm and showing such restraint Thanks for multi-tasking when we have no time to spare But, mostly, thank you very much for always being there! Happy Administrative Professionals Day!
Deck the tree with balls so flashy. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la. Homemade ornaments just look trashy. We bring joy and memory sharing. We were made with love and caring You were made with paste and pine tar -- We're not even sure what you are! You're just copies, we are handmade. We have charms that never will fade. Even though you came before us... Let's all be one happy chorus! We're with you and glad to be here! Fa la la, la la la, la la la Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!
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