I Wuv You Very Much. Wanna get laid? Bump uglies? Do the horizontal bop? A little parallel parking? How about you and me go out it till we're sore? Take it right over this way. I'm talking big bang baby. You know what I'm talking about. Wuv You! Happy Valentine's Day!
Dad, Dad, Whatta Dad, Happy Fathers Day! Defnitely, Defnitely, Defnitely, Defnitely Take a break today! Stop the music! Youre singing at the same time I am. No, Im not. Yes, you are. Okay, Okay. Calm down. Lets just try again. There you go, again. What? Youre singing my part. Youre just jealous because Im a better singer. You are not! Am so! Are not! Am so! I give up. Hey! Happy Fathers Day!
An Old Irish Blessing for You May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon you face, the rains fall soft upon your fields, and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
As a special friend and as the wonderful mother you are, you touch this world with kindness and love in everything you do. Wishing you all the happiness you deserve so much - on Mother's Day, and always. Thanks for being such a Wonderful Friend
Spirits float in with the evening mist, Lit only by the moon. Their call is sure, or is it the wind? Thats for you to decide. Dont be afraid. Listen closely to what they say. Theyve seen the world and whats after, too. So their words are true. Be open to their message. A beautiful day and a magical night is all for you. Happy Halloween
What Is a Husband? WITH LOVE ON FATHER'S DAY A husband is a man you really like and really love he's the closest friend you've ever had His smile can make you smile, and just his being there can cheer you up, no matter what goes wrong. A husband is that special man who shares your dreams and helps them to come true. He gives the special meaning to that beautiful word together. It really doesn't matter where we are or what we're doing, as long as we have each other to share it all. I Love You So Much Happy Father's Day
Your hands in the morning When you pull down the covers -- Your eyes in the evening A gaze meant for lovers -- The warmth of your breath And the feel of your skin -- Your heart and your soul When you let me come in -- All that you are And all that I see Is what makes you Mean everything to me.
On Halloween...each neighborhood Glows so friendly, warm and good! Yet every town so safe and sleepy Has its side that's dark and creepy... Within these shadows -- dark and rotting, Lurks a mind perverse and plotting. Eye of this... skin of that, These potions perk in seconds flat! CURSES! Children having fun...?! Surely something MUST be done. Heartless, hateful, tempting, truth-less. How can one witch BE so ruthless? What happens next...? Must not be seen, Just go enjoy YOUR Halloween, No bumps in the night, no witches to visit... Nothing wicked is coming YOUR way now -- . . . or is it? Trick or Treat? Happy Halloween
Happy Mother's Day Mother You taught me well to trust myself in all that I do to enjoy the simple things life has to offer to be honest and true to give back to the world to look for the best in others, while always trying to be the best person I can be and, to love with a full heart, for that's the only way to love. My heart is full of love for you. To my teacher, my mentor, my friend, my wonderful mother I wish you only the best this Mother's Day
It's Halloveen... and I just vanted to say... Hello my baby Halloveen evening Happiest day all year. I've been cooped up enough, Tonight I can strut my stuff. Halloveen candy, It's mighty dandy -- The party is here Music is in the air Tonight we spook and scare. Pumpkins are lighted, We're all excited, Raise up a glass of cheer, I've got to catch a flight! Have an amazing night! Wishing you a SPOOK-tacular Halloween
An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it in the dishwasher. Happy Mother's Day!
Thinking of You from Across the Miles In a perfect world, wed be together at Thanksgiving but since were not, Ill be thinking of you... ...visiting favorite memories, wondering how youre doing, and sending all my wishes for happiness this season. Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving
Greetings, greetings its our big day, Pink hearts filled with tasty treats. Were frosted and sprinkled in colorful jimmies, Now thats what we call good eats! We dare you resist us, Well parade around, in our finest foils and lace. Truffles and caramels and soft, gooey centers, Oooh, well melt all over your face. So, enjoy us enjoy us, Theres nothing better than a box of delicious sweets. Especially today Happy Valentines Day, Dont fret about your expanding, ahem, seat.
Ready, OK! Here's a song for a Dad named (recipient) Give that man a trophy He's a Dad who know his stuff He really rocks (personal characteristic) He's a man who's really tough. He's a Dad who (favorite activity) Stand proud! Stand tall! He's a Dad who loves (favorite food) He's the greatest Dad of all! Gooooo Dad! Happy Dad's Day!
Hold the door open for a stranger. Wave to a child in the car next to you. Do something nice. Reach out. Give back. Remember to say please and thank you. Keep the spirit of the holiday season in your heart all year long.
What Is a Sister? Sometimes a sister means sharing, laughter, and fun . . . Sometimes a sister means thoughtfulness and understanding . . . But always, a sister means love. Sending you Mother's Day wishes, adding a lot of love, too -- Because it's wonderful having a sister as dear as you. Happy Mother's Day and Happiness Always
Thanks for being organized when others fail to be. Thanks for your performance and your punctuality. Thanks for all the things you do with never a complaint Thanks for being cool and calm and showing such restraint Thanks for multi-tasking when we have no time to spare But, mostly, thank you very much for always being there! Happy Administrative Professionals Day!
Butterflies, bees and the blooms on the trees, God has given us beauty. He's nurtured and blessed every hive, nook and nest, God has given us love. At this time of rebirth for all creatures on earth and the promise of life all around. God Bless You at Easter and Always!
Is it hot in here? ...or is it just me? I provide beauty, warmth and light for the whole family. When these 8 candles are all lighted, Though it's clear everyone's excited, In my glow they will bask, but I just have to ask: Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Is it warm in here? I have to say I spend most of the year packed up away, Though the food is frying in the kitchen, I'm the one who's really schvitzin' With 9 sticks of fire, I just have to inquire: Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Warmest wishes for a Happy Hanukkah.
Oh (name) you know I love you so much! C'mon Baby, put on your (favorite clothes) looking so fine. I want to eat you up like a (favorite dessert) you drive me out of my mind! Baby, don't you know I think you're so divine! I want to take you out and go (favorite activity) till the end of time! (name) I love you! Ooooohhhh Yeeeaaah
Youre more than a wonderful Mom youre the keeper of memories, the maker of everyday miracles and the one whose love brightens ordinary days and makes every occasion special . . . Youre more than a wonderful Mom youre a remarkable woman whos thought of today and always with love and a wish for everything that brings you joy. Happy Mothers Day, Mom Hope Its as Special as You Are
Deck the tree with balls so flashy. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la. Homemade ornaments just look trashy. We bring joy and memory sharing. We were made with love and caring You were made with paste and pine tar -- We're not even sure what you are! You're just copies, we are handmade. We have charms that never will fade. Even though you came before us... Let's all be one happy chorus! We're with you and glad to be here! Fa la la, la la la, la la la Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!
When you look into your heart as the new year starts may you discover a new sense of possibility a new belief in the gifts you have to share a new connection to the people around you and a renewed commitment to your faith and your dreams. Everything wonderful and new - that's what you're being wished at this special time of year. Happy Rosh Hashanah