How I tried to remember your birthday! I wrote the date upon my hand and also in a planner. I hired a plane to jog my brain by pulling a great big banner. I taped your picture on the fridge so thoughts of you would linger. And finally, I found some string . . . and tied it to my finger. But I must've tied it too tight, 'cause I cut off my circulation, passed out, and didn't come to until your birthday was over. Happy Belated!
It's time for really random objects celebrating birthdays, yeah. Are you kidding? I love birthdays! I usually don't get many gifts for my birthday-- mostly just cash. Yeah, me too. I'd like to get a kitten for my birthday. I'm not really a dog person. I get so many birthday cards! There might even be one in here for you! I love birthdays, but I never get my own birthday I always have to celebrate it with you-know-who. Bleep! birthdays! Hey, hey, hey! Leave me alone! What's wrong with the mailbox on the corner? I'm in the prime of my life. I've still got plenty of time. Nevermind. OMG! I get so excited for birthdays! Hope your birthday is full of random fun!
When I miss you (just in case you're wondering): I miss you when I'm by myself instead of where you are. I miss you when I'm all alone and driving in my car. I miss you when I need a hug and you are not around. I miss you when I'm all alone and thinking of you nude. I miss you when I'm working and you pop into my head. I miss you when you're anywhere instead of here with me! (That's when I miss you.)
We've had our share of busy times, we've had our share of quiet. We've had our share of working hard and times that were a riot! We've had our share of differences, and, sure, we've had a spat. We've had our share of making up --- and, boy, we're good at that! We've shared the good, we've shared the great, we've shared a tear or two. And I wouldn't trade a moment of the times I've shared with you! Happy Anniversary with Love.
What does a mentor do? Motivates and encourages... Supports... Listens... Totally has your back... Trusts and guides... Shares, teaches, inspires... Leads... Makes you better. For all of this and more... Thanks!
Hope your Sweetest Day is a great day, a first-rate day, zoppit-a-bate-day. Gonna be real special Sweetest Day and everything is gonna be okay. Whoa-oh-oh. Yeah. Hope your Sweetest Day is something to sing about!
Were vampires, were monstrous blood-sucking undead, So lets laugh, lets celebrate, lets toast to Halloween In life you go round only once, someone said, But it wasnt us or our zombie friends who will eat your spleen. Some think its all about the Trick or Treating, Going door to door in the darkness of night, To us it makes more sense just meeting To get together for a quick bite The townsfolk with torches are all nervous wrecks They have garlic and wooden stakes but they have to live in fear So lets sink our fangs into some peasant necks and rejoice that Halloween is finally here. Here! Here! Halloweens finally here! Here! Here! Into hearts lets strike fear! It is here lets strike fear fangs will bite cause tonights HALLOWEEN! Hope Your Halloweens a Classic!
Presenting a Halloween Monster Story for You Once upon a time in my house there was a scary fish monster and he lived in my fish tank. He was purple. He would come out the door and he would hide cookies under my bed and I ate all them--the entire bowl. I would ride on his shoulders to the park. We could play all day and all night, because he was nice. Have a monster-good time this Halloween!
You're usually the one who gets things done, no matter what, even when most people would stop and rest. But now I hope you take good care of yourself -- not just because you're needed by so many -- but because you're a special person who means a lot to me.
Click on the stamp to open your card. Click on the background. Our trick-or-treater has lost his bag of treats. Maybe he left it behind the pumpkin... click on it. The treats might be over by the old tree behind the fence... click on it. Let's take a look by the haunted house... click on it. The bag of treats could be behind the tombstone... click on it. Happy Halloween
Youre the one I love to be with, youre the one who feels so right, Youre the one I think of when I wake, and dream of every night. Youre the one who leaves me breathless, youre the one who makes me proud, Youre the one who can both drive me mad or make me laugh out loud! Youre the one who makes my heart beat fast and when its said and done, Theres no ifs or buts or maybes cause Baby, youre the one!
I Wish we could be together today, tomorrow, and the day after thatI Wish we could stretch minutes into hours, and hours into days...I Wish we could have all the time we wanted to lose ourselves in each otherI Wish we were side by side where we belong. Loving You Missing You
I'm an awesome pear so cool and sweet, Which is why I am so loved from my stem to my feet. When it come to pears only the best will do, The only thing that can beat a pear like me... is a pair like you. Youre such a good pair Happy anniversary to youuuuuuuuu Happy Anniversary
Ready, OK! Here's a song for a Dad named (recipient) Give that man a trophy He's a Dad who know his stuff He really rocks (personal characteristic) He's a man who's really tough. He's a Dad who (favorite activity) Stand proud! Stand tall! He's a Dad who loves (favorite food) He's the greatest Dad of all! Happy Birthday to a great Dad!
What Is a Special Friend? A special friend is a friend who shares, one who listens, one who cares . . . One who's quick to lend a hand, to ease a hurt, to understand . . . A special friend is a blending of loyalty and cheer and love . . . Faith and trust and kindness, too -- in short, it's someone just like you! Happy Birthday