Hey, is it your birthday? I hope so, because I have a special birthday song for you. But even if it isn't your birthday, I'm going to sing it anyway because you look kinda like someone who wants to hear a song today. Okay, here we go... Ahem... Oooooooooooh.... I'm a hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, and today is your birthday! I'm juicy and delicious, and I just want to say, happy birthday, birthday, birthday, to you! Yay for your birthday! Hope it's happy and delicious!
Happy Birthday One of the best things about having a birthday is making a wish. But it'll only come true if you blow out all your candles. Make a wish and click! This can be a problem if some jokester fools you with trick candles. But don't give up yet! CLICK again! As the candles light back up. click to get rid of as many as you can. You have 15 seconds before your wish wears off. Click the cake to begin. Time: Score: Congratulations! Your wish is ## times more likely to come true. And I'm wishing you a happy birthday, too!
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You're 40! Do you realize that 40 years ago . . . Call waiting referred to a line outside a phone booth. A flat screen was something you put in your window to keep the insects out . . . An airbag was someone who talked too much. Spam was found only in the kitchen. A cell phone was what you used to make your one call from jail . . . and a birthday was something you actually looked forward to! Happy 40th Birthday
Hey, amigo-- it's your lucky day! I've got a muy bueno song just for you! Ready? Alla vamos! What would you like-- chicken or beef? Today is your birthday, you have to believe! I wish you the best hope your day is just bueno. Feliz cumpleanos from your singing taco! Happy Birthday
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owner's face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit "magic box." Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy "private time" behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean "magic box" and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol' yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to "see" something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
May God Bless You an your Birthday and Always It's God who knows our every need And hears each prayer we say It's He who grants us heart's content And guides us through each day So may it be His gracious will To always give you His understanding and His love And all His blessings, too. Happy Birthday
A pre-trip reminder for you: Tie up loose ends at work. Re-check travel and hotel arrangements. Perform proper credit card maintenance. Empty out everything in fridge. Give neighbor final house-sitting instructions. Promise you will relax and have a good time. Enjoy your vacation!
Today's your birthday. I wish you many more, parties galore, fun till you snore. Time to celebrate this day for you. The day of your earthly debut! Blow out your candles then grab a balloon. And sing this birthday tune. Today's your birthday, we wish you many more, parties glaore, friendly rapport. Time to celebrate your special day. You're the first to go through the buffet! Open your presents then we'll be along to sing this birthday song!
Top Ten Reasons that this Birthday Greeting Is Late 10. I was out collecting cans and bottles along the roadside and welltime just flew. 9. I took a bullet for the president and have just regained consciousness. 8. I didn't want to be the first to remind you that you're another year closer to the big sleep. 7. Just gave birth to septuplets. 6. I was busy conducting sensitive negotiations that may, at long last, bring peace to our troubled planet. 5. I've just emerged from surfing on the internet, non-stop, for 359 days. (I think that's a record.) 4. I'm tired...I'm so very tired. 3. I was arrested after getting into the express lane with 13 items. 2. I was stricken with a very specific form of amnesia that affected only my ability to remember birthdays. And the number one reason this birthday greeting is late... I'm thoughtless and I don't deserve to live. (It may sound harsh, but it needed to be said.) Happy Belated Birthday!
June 22 - July 22 Complex, conservative, home-loving, emotional, sensitive and loyal, the Cancer-born love to be in familiar surroundings and nurture their relationships. While those born under this sign are highly compatible with Scorpio and Pisces, they sometimes find it difficult to see eye-to-eye with Capricorn. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Cancer