I heard you're not feeling great, so I thought you should meet, Will, the e-male nurse. Time for another sponge bath. This warm oil massage ought to improve your circulation. Would you like a gin chaser for your four o'clock meds? Into bed with you, right now! I'll just take off my shirt and help you with that crossword puzzle. Get Will soon.
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owner's face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit "magic box." Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy "private time" behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean "magic box" and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol' yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to "see" something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
Today's your birthday. I wish you many more, parties galore, fun till you snore. Time to celebrate this day for you. The day of your earthly debut! Blow out your candles then grab a balloon. And sing this birthday tune. Today's your birthday, we wish you many more, parties glaore, friendly rapport. Time to celebrate your special day. You're the first to go through the buffet! Open your presents then we'll be along to sing this birthday song!
Hey, amigo-- it's your lucky day! I've got a muy bueno song just for you! Ready? Alla vamos! What would you like-- chicken or beef? Today is your birthday, you have to believe! I wish you the best hope your day is just bueno. Feliz cumpleanos from your singing taco! Happy Birthday
Today's is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it 'b-day' just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think they're fun I hope you like b-days cause you're the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause you're the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, you're the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!
Cant get out to the golf course on your birthday? Thats no reason to go bananas! Now you can spend some time practicing your putts with a game of Monkey Mini-Golf! How To Play Par, birdie bogeyyou know all that stuff, right? Well, heres how to play the Monkey Mini-Golf game! Click you mouse to drop you ball wherever you want to on the tee box. After youve made your drop, click and drag your mouse away from the ball to create a stroke arrow. The bigger and longer the stroke arrow, the harder your swing is going to be. Sand traps will slow you down, and ice traps will speed you up. Other than that, just watch out for hills and other obstacles and try to get it into the hole in as few shots as you can! PLAY Happy Birthday! Its your day to monkey around.
You two go together Like sunsets and cuddles, Like fires and s'mores, Like jumping and puddles. Like daisies and bees, Like strolls and warm weather, Like butterflies and kisses, You go perfectly together! Happy Anniversary!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
Break out the formula and stock up the diapers There's a party goin' on and we're all a little hyper We got a pimped-out ride, don't need no stroller Hey today's your birthday: you're another year older Don't-cha be illin' now bout' your age We babies think birthdays are all the rage It's time to give a holla' cuz you're such a nice person Ain't no-one more important since we stopped nursin' Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody in the crib! Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody wear a bib! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Let's have a celebration fit for a king We've got sippy cups and pacifiers iced with bling We've got prime rib served as a fine puree It's a party mutha-[expletive] cuz today's your day! Well it looks like we may have to call it a night I just overheard we're runnin' out of baby wipes Shout out one last time "Happy Birthday to You" Then let's split before we all smell like drool and poo Yo! Sending a birthday shout-out to one of my favorite peeps!
You're 40! Do you realize that 40 years ago . . . Call waiting referred to a line outside a phone booth. A flat screen was something you put in your window to keep the insects out . . . An airbag was someone who talked too much. Spam was found only in the kitchen. A cell phone was what you used to make your one call from jail . . . and a birthday was something you actually looked forward to! Happy 40th Birthday
How I tried to remember your birthday! I wrote the date upon my hand and also in a planner. I hired a plane to jog my brain by pulling a great big banner. I taped your picture on the fridge so thoughts of you would linger. And finally, I found some string . . . and tied it to my finger. But I must've tied it too tight, 'cause I cut off my circulation, passed out, and didn't come to until your birthday was over. Happy Belated!
Boobs or Butt It's Not Rocket Science Instructions: Look at the pictures. Boobs? Butt? You be the judge. Make an educated guess, click your choice, and get a view of the bigger picture. Close Hope Your Birthday Is Happy no ifs ands or butts!
It's time for really random objects celebrating birthdays, yeah. Are you kidding? I love birthdays! I usually don't get many gifts for my birthday-- mostly just cash. Yeah, me too. I'd like to get a kitten for my birthday. I'm not really a dog person. I get so many birthday cards! There might even be one in here for you! I love birthdays, but I never get my own birthday I always have to celebrate it with you-know-who. Bleep! birthdays! Hey, hey, hey! Leave me alone! What's wrong with the mailbox on the corner? I'm in the prime of my life. I've still got plenty of time. Nevermind. OMG! I get so excited for birthdays! Hope your birthday is full of random fun!
We've had our share of busy times, we've had our share of quiet. We've had our share of working hard and times that were a riot! We've had our share of differences, and, sure, we've had a spat. We've had our share of making up --- and, boy, we're good at that! We've shared the good, we've shared the great, we've shared a tear or two. And I wouldn't trade a moment of the times I've shared with you! Happy Anniversary with Love.