YOUR BIRTHDAY: A SURVIVAL GUIDE Tip One: Be ready for anything. Tip Two: Attitude of Gratitude. Kitties and I crocheted you underwear. Wow. Um. Thanks? Tip Three: Drink. Repeat as needed. Lastly: Breathe. The longer you live, the more we can celebrate you. Happy Birthday
Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth Whats your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Whys the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isnt all First Im hot Then Im cold Now I cant recall What I said Oh, the hell with it all Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and dont leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when youre laughing you dont want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say Ill repeat One more time Therefore, if I may Have a good Have a good Birthday!
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
Today, you're a year older, and with that comes a wiser mind, a richer spirit, and a heart more full with love. Celebrating all the ways you grow more wonderful and wishing you another year of God's amazing grace. Happy Birthday
Dear Son, Ever since you were born, I worried and wondered about whether or not I was being the best parent I could be. Did I make you feel important? Did we find enough time for the little things that live on in happy memories -- like laughter, and hugs, and "just-between-us" moments? And, even when we disagreed, did you always know I loved you? If I didn't always find a way to say it, I hope I always showed it -- I'm proud to be your parent, and I love you, Son. Happy Birthday
To Help You Feel Better . . . I'd fluff up your pillow, straighten your sheets Bring you some soup, or bake you some treats . . . I'd water your plants, turn on the TV Tidy your room or fix you some tea . . . I'd give you a backrub and tuck you in snug But, till I see you again . . . Here's a long-distance HUG! Hope That Helps
a little song just for you from the Moo-nicorn What you did's unusual -- Exceptional, and rare! You're awesomely uncommon, Not just found most anywhere. That's why this little song for you Was carefully designed to tell you quite uniquely you are one-of-a-kind! Thank you for being You
Well, honor your partner, step to the side, Smooth out your feathers, straighten your hide, The cows have come home and the chickens just flew in, The Birthday Hoedown is what we're doin'! Make a birthday wish, then wish some more, We're gonna do-si-do until we're sore. Grab your partner by the hoof or a wing, Now promenade, let's see you swing. Here's a birthday wish, warm and sincere - Have a happy birthday and a happy year. Now blow out your candles, go have some cake - Take your time - we need a break. Happy Birthday!
May God Bless You on your Birthday and Always It's God who knows our every need And hears each prayer we say... It's He who grants us heart's content And guides us through each day... So may it be His gracious will To always give you His understanding and His love And all His blessings, too. Happy Birthday
Sometimes, you look at a couple who make each other so happy even on the rainiest of days and you know without a doubt that some things were simply meant to be. Happy Anniversary to a couple who were made for each other!
August 23 - September 22 Quiet, undemonstrative, introverted, wise, witty and well spoken, the Virgo have a deep understanding of human nature and can help people solve their problems. The Virgo-born are highly compatible with Taurus and Capricorn, and may find it harder to relate to those who are Pisces. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Virgo
Thank you for being a wonderful Daughter, for giving me so many reasons to smile, Thanks for our on-the-go fun times together, and times we just talk and relax for a while . . . Thanks for your hugs, and your help, and your humor, for letting me know you appreciate me --- Thank you for showing me, all through the years, I'm the luckiest parent there ever could be. Happy Birthday Love Always