Hey, amigo-- it's your lucky day! I've got a muy bueno song just for you! Ready? Alla vamos! What would you like-- chicken or beef? Today is your birthday, you have to believe! I wish you the best hope your day is just bueno. Feliz cumpleanos from your singing taco! Happy Birthday
You were on my mind when I woke up this morning, and I've been thinking about you all day long, remembering your smile, your voice, the sound of your laughter . . . remembering the little things we've shared and wondering how long it will be before we're together again with time to share even more. I can't think of anything or anyone but you today . . . I guess that means I'm missing you even more than I usually do.
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owner's face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit "magic box." Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy "private time" behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean "magic box" and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol' yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to "see" something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
How I tried to remember your birthday! I wrote the date upon my hand and also in a planner. I hired a plane to jog my brain by pulling a great big banner. I taped your picture on the fridge so thoughts of you would linger. And finally, I found some string . . . and tied it to my finger. But I must've tied it too tight, 'cause I cut off my circulation, passed out, and didn't come to until your birthday was over. Happy Belated!
April 21 - May 21 Reliable, practical, ambitious, sensual, patient, persistent and down-to-earth, the Taurus-born believe in doing the job right and will readily lend a helping hand. Those born under this sign are highly compatible with Virgo and Capricorn, and may find it harder to relate to those who are Scorpio. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Taurus
Mom, I should tell you more often how much I love you and how lucky I am to be your daughter -- because the feelings are always in my heart... So much that's good about my life today comes from having a mom who cared enough to raise me right and has loved me through thick and thin... For all the big and little ways your wisdom and caring have made a difference in my life -- I love you, Mom. Have a Wonderful Birthday
It's that time... Back to school! Here's to a year of fun and learning! Let's get ready with a quick memory game! Click on the classroom windows to find the matching pairs. START Congratulations, you found all the matching pairs!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
You're 40! Do you realize that 40 years ago . . . Call waiting referred to a line outside a phone booth. A flat screen was something you put in your window to keep the insects out . . . An airbag was someone who talked too much. Spam was found only in the kitchen. A cell phone was what you used to make your one call from jail . . . and a birthday was something you actually looked forward to! Happy 40th Birthday
March 21 - April 20 Curious, energetic, enthusiastic, courageous and adventurous, the Aries-born want to make things happen rather than being mere spectators. They are highly compatible with Leo and Sagittarius, and sometimes find it difficult to see eye-to-eye with Libra. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Aries
A lot can happen in a year --; the earth travels all the way around the sun, the seasons complete their cycles, and countless new stars appear in the night sky. Imagine all the possibilities this year has in store for you. Hope You Have a Wonderful Birthday
May 22 - June 21 Open-minded, enthusiastic, witty, versatile and eloquent, the Gemini are always interested in learning and will not shy away from voicing their opinions. Although Gemini gets along famously with Libra and Aquarius, they may occasionally have a harder time peacefully coexisting with Sagittarians. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday, Gemini
Dear Dad, On your birthday, I'm thinking about you -- how much you mean to me and all the ways you've made such a wonderful difference in my life . . . Thank you for having faith during the times when I had to do it on my own, and for being there when things didn't work out exactly how I thought they would. Thank you for all that you are -- my wonderful, wise, and loving father. Happy Birthday with Love