Funny Over The Hill Birthday ecards

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      Fairy of Youth over the hill birthday ecards Fairy of Youth
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      When this magical birthday card is opened, the fairy of youth flies out, and makes you look ten years younger. Kinda makes you wish I hadn't opened it first, huh? Happy Birthday
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      You're Prehistoric<br>Talking Card over the hill birthday ecards You're Prehistoric Talking Card
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      Talking ecards SAY what you WRITE.
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      The Singing Sock over the hill birthday ecards The Singing Sock
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      Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee, A national holiday it should be...SOON. I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE. You were born... Long ago... Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. So now, let's get started it's time for a party time for a blast a fine repast and lots of guests... It's a birthday, it's a party, pull your socks up, time for a blast. Let's go...get some CAKE! celebrate...with CAKE! party hats...and CAKE! cake...and more CAKE! It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. La la la la la la, La la la la la la La la la la la la, La la la la Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. So we will party till we have tummy aches I'll have some ice cream and lots of cake I want some cake I sure like cake... Oh! Lots oooooooooofff CAKE! La la la la la la, La la la la la la La LA LAAAAAAAAH!
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      Memory Madness Game over the hill birthday ecards Memory Madness Game
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      Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, you’ll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the building’s windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!
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      Extra Mileage over the hill birthday ecards Extra Mileage
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      Don't think of it as another year older. Think of it as just a little extra mileage on your birthday suit.
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      Birthday Cake<br>Hazard over the hill birthday ecards Birthday Cake Hazard
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      I think it's time to start celebrating your birthdays outdoors... Happy Birthday
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      Getting Old Overture over the hill birthday ecards Getting Old Overture
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      Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth What’s your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old… Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Why’s the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isn’t all – First I’m hot Then I’m cold Now I can’t recall What I said… Oh, the hell with it all… Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and don’t leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when you’re laughing you don’t want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say I’ll repeat One more time Therefore, if I may… Have a good Have a good Birthday!
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      You're Screwed! over the hill birthday ecards You're Screwed!
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      Happy Birthday You'll never be old as long as your mind is young and innocent and your heart is pure You are so screwed!
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      Fire Drill over the hill birthday ecards Fire Drill
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      Okay, I'm ready... Light the candles! Happy Birthday
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      Bottoms Up over the hill birthday ecards Bottoms Up
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      Will I get a discount if I don't need the top? It's your birthday -- bottoms up!
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      At Your Age over the hill birthday ecards At Your Age
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      Celebrate your birthday with a couple of stiff drinks. At your age, your putter and balls are pretty useless anyway.
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      Keep Moving over the hill birthday ecards Keep Moving
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      Whatever you decide to do on your birthday . . . just keep moving.
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      A Lifetime of Birthday Wishes over the hill birthday ecards A Lifetime of Birthday Wishes
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      A Lifetime of Birthday Wishes Teeth and hair. A new bike! Wealth, fame and power! Teeth and hair. May all of your birthday wishes come true.
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      Still Young over the hill birthday ecards Still Young
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      HOW OLD? NEVER MIND You may be older than you've ever been before… …but you're also younger than you'll ever be again! So live it up and have a Great Birthday!
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      Birth Year over the hill birthday ecards Birth Year
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      Things that happened the year you were born. The earth cooled. Dirt was formed, etc. Happy Birthday.
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