These kids, they'll drive you straight into the nuthouse... and by the way, they shaved the dog. These kids, they think the world revolves around them... and by the way, the sink is clogged. And then, the principal would like to see you, What this concerns, you have no clue. And then, some person called who needed someone To volunteer... and now that's you. Mothers! Mothers! You have to do it all! Mothers! Mothers! You're there each time they fall.You're out of milk, you need a hug, The cat threw up on your new rug... |If only they all knew about the stuff that you go through.Mothers! Mothers! You cook, you clean, you work Mothers! Mothers! Trying not to go berserk! Kids need a ride, they want tattoos, They want two-hundred-dollar shoes! On Mother's Day, we thank you for the great things that you do.Hey! On Mother's Day we thank you for the great things that you do !Happy Mother's Day!
Youre a mommy, youre a mother, Its a job thats like no other: Its demanding, and its draining, Its a job for which there really was no training. Wiping counters, butts and noses, Cleaning up while famly dozes. Making sure kids wear clean undies, Working all week long, plus Saturdays and Sund-ies. Kissing boo boos, multi-tasking, Know your kids hurt without asking. Gasoline goes by the tank-full, Its for all of this and more your familys thankful! Happy Mothers Day!
A Friend is . . . A hand when you need it, a smile when youre sad, A lift when youre weary, a song when youre glad, A help when you falter, a word when youre blue, A hope for the dreams that are special to you And this brings all the thanks that a card can extend To you just for being that kind of friend! Happiness on Mothers Day and Always
Grandmas Are Special! Grandmas are people you can look up to -- even if they aren't that tall. Grandmas spoil you just because it's one of their favorite things to do. Grandmas tell you stories and always take the time to listen. Grandmas love you with all their hearts. Happy Mother's Day with lots of love Grandma!