Well the mountain springs and the morning breeze are calling your name! Happy Birthday, Dear (recipient's name) It ring-ding-ding-ding-dings like music to my ears! Let's celebrate (xx Years)! Hope your birthday's guten! Come on and shake your booten! From my head down to my toes-en; every stitch of lederhosen, Wishes you a birthday beyond compare! May the sunlight sparkle in your (type of eyes), And the wind blow gently through your (type of hair)! Happy Birth-da-day-hee-hoo!
I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, it's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!
Lyrics: It’s you-a day to celebrate, it’s you day to have-a-some fun With sweets and treats and you fav-or-ite eats, and you’ll have a wonderful one. It’s you day to have-a you cake. It's you-a day to eat-a it too – It’s you-a day to get your way ‘cause you-a birthday’s all about you. With singing and greetings and festive proceedings, from morning till late in the day, You’re the star of the show – and you’re MAGNIFICO – put the hip in the hip-hip-hooray! It’s you-a day to celebrate, it’s you day to have-a-some fun With sweets and treats and you fav-or-ite eats, and you’ll have a wonderful one. It’s you day to have-a you cake. It’s you-a day to eat-a it too – It’s you-a day to get your way ‘cause you-a birthday is all about you. Here’s hoping your day may be MOLTO BENE* with wishes from all of your friends! And problems? They’ll be no – with everything FINO** – until-a you birthday it ends! Happy Birthday!
Well, honor your partner, step to the side, Smooth out your feathers, straighten your hide, The cows have come home and the chickens just flew in, The Birthday Hoedown is what we're doin'! Make a birthday wish, then wish some more, We're gonna do-si-do until we're sore. Grab your partner by the hoof or a wing, Now promenade, let's see you swing. Here's a birthday wish, warm and sincere - Have a happy birthday and a happy year. Now blow out your candles, go have some cake - Take your time - we need a break. Happy Birthday!
Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee,
A national holiday it should be...SOON.
I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be
except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE.
You were born...
Long ago. Long ago. Long ago.
Long ago. Long ago. Long ago.
So now, let's get started
it's time for a party
time for a blast
a fine repast
and lots of guests...
It's a birthday, it's a party,
pull your socks up,
time for a blast.
Let's go...get some CAKE!
party hats...and CAKE!
cake...and more CAKE!
It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake
It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake
Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries
on fancy birthday presents for you.
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La la la la la la, La la la la
Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries
on fancy birthday presents for you.
So we will party
till we have tummy aches
I'll have some ice cream
and lots of cake
I want some cake
I sure like cake...
Oh! Lots oooooooooofff
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, youll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the buildings windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth Whats your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Whys the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isnt all First Im hot Then Im cold Now I cant recall What I said Oh, the hell with it all Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and dont leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when youre laughing you dont want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say Ill repeat One more time Therefore, if I may Have a good Have a good Birthday!
Hey, is it your birthday? I hope so, because I have a special birthday song for you. But even if it isn't your birthday, I'm going to sing it anyway because you look kinda like someone who wants to hear a song today. Okay, here we go... Ahem... Oooooooooooh.... I'm a hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, and today is your birthday! I'm juicy and delicious, and I just want to say, happy birthday, birthday, birthday, to you! Yay for your birthday! Hope it's happy and delicious!
Hey, amigo-- it's your lucky day! I've got a muy bueno song just for you! Ready? Alla vamos! What would you like-- chicken or beef? Today is your birthday, you have to believe! I wish you the best hope your day is just bueno. Feliz cumpleanos from your singing taco! Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday One of the best things about having a birthday is making a wish. But it'll only come true if you blow out all your candles. Make a wish and click! This can be a problem if some jokester fools you with trick candles. But don't give up yet! CLICK again! As the candles light back up. click to get rid of as many as you can. You have 15 seconds before your wish wears off. Click the cake to begin. Time: Score: Congratulations! Your wish is ## times more likely to come true. And I'm wishing you a happy birthday, too!
Break out the formula and stock up the diapers There's a party goin' on and we're all a little hyper We got a pimped-out ride, don't need no stroller Hey today's your birthday: you're another year older Don't-cha be illin' now bout' your age We babies think birthdays are all the rage It's time to give a holla' cuz you're such a nice person Ain't no-one more important since we stopped nursin' Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody in the crib! Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody wear a bib! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Let's have a celebration fit for a king We've got sippy cups and pacifiers iced with bling We've got prime rib served as a fine puree It's a party mutha-[expletive] cuz today's your day! Well it looks like we may have to call it a night I just overheard we're runnin' out of baby wipes Shout out one last time "Happy Birthday to You" Then let's split before we all smell like drool and poo Yo! Sending a birthday shout-out to one of my favorite peeps!
Today's your birthday. I wish you many more,
parties galore, fun till you snore.
Time to celebrate this day for you.
The day of your earthly debut!
Blow out your candles then grab a balloon. And sing this birthday tune.
Today's your birthday, we wish you many more,
parties glaore, friendly rapport.
Time to celebrate your special day.
You're the first to go through the buffet! Open your presents then we'll be along
to sing this birthday song!
Youre 40! Do you realize that 40 years ago . . . Call waiting referred to a line outside a phone booth. A flat screen was something you put in your window to keep the insects out . . . An airbag was someone who talked too much. Spam was found only in the kitchen. A cell phone was what you used to make your one call from jail . . . and a birthday was something you actually looked forward to! Happy 40th Birthday
Cant get out to the golf course on your birthday? Thats no reason to go bananas! Now you can spend some time practicing your putts with a game of Monkey Mini-Golf! How To Play Par, birdie bogey you know all that stuff, right? Well, heres how to play the Monkey Mini-Golf game! Click you mouse to drop you ball wherever you want to on the tee box. After youve made your drop, click and drag your mouse away from the ball to create a stroke arrow. The bigger and longer the stroke arrow, the harder your swing is going to be. Sand traps will slow you down, and ice traps will speed you up. Other than that, just watch out for hills and other obstacles and try to get it into the hole in as few shots as you can! PLAY Happy Birthday! Its your day to monkey around.
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean magic box and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
Top Ten Reasons that this Birthday Greeting Is Late
10. I was out collecting cans and bottles along the roadside and well time just flew.
9. I took a bullet for the president and have just regained consciousness.
8. I didn't want to be the first to remind you that you're another year closer to the big sleep.
7. Just gave birth to septuplets.
6. I was busy conducting sensitive negotiations that may, at long last, bring peace to our troubled planet.
5. I've just emerged from surfing on the internet, non-stop, for 359 days. (I think that's a record.)
4. I'm tired...I'm so very tired.
3. I was arrested after getting into the express lane with 13 items.
2. I was stricken with a very specific form of amnesia that affected only my ability to remember birthdays. And the number one reason this birthday greeting is late... I'm thoughtless and I don't deserve to live. (It may sound harsh, but it needed to be said.)
Happy Belated Birthday!
Todays is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it b-day just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think theyre fun I hope you like b-days cause youre the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause youre the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, youre the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!
Boobs or Butt It's Not Rocket Science Instructions: Look at the pictures. Boobs? Butt? You be the judge. Make an educated guess, click your choice, and get a view of the bigger picture. Close Hope Your Birthday Is Happy no ifs ands or butts!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
In honor of your birthday, an exotic dancer is here to help you celebrate - and the best part is, you get to pick the moves! Warning: Adult Material Click here to proceed. Start by filling the boxes below with the steamy dance steps. It's easy! Just drag them down with your mouse in any order you want! THE STEPS: Full Frontal Workin' It Hard Who's Your Daddy? Naked Handstand Swingin' 'Em High HAPPY BIRTHDAY
How I tried to remember your birthday! I wrote the date upon my hand and also in a planner. I hired a plane to jog my brain by pulling a great big banner. I taped your picture on the fridge so thoughts of you would linger. And finally, I found some string . . . and tied it to my finger. But I must've tied it too tight, 'cause I cut off my circulation, passed out, and didn't come to until your birthday was over. Happy Belated!
On your birthday, Dad, I wanna thank you for teaching me so many valuable lessons, like - "Money doesn't grow on chickens before they're hatched", "The early bird gets a job worth doing well", "Two wrongs don't make a penny earned." and you thought everything you said went in one ear, and walked a mile in their shoes. Happy Birthday!
Some Sons (A Birthday poem just for you) Some sons are polite and sweet. Some have nasty-smelling feet. Some join bands and play the drums. Others exercise their thumbs . . . Some do well in every class. Some delight in passing gas. Some are rude and awfully loud . . . And some sure make their family proud! (You're definitely one of those!) Happy Birthday, Son.
Thank you! Thank you! Hey everyone, I'm Tiffany. And I'm Therese. I'm white! And I'm hot! And we're the White Hot Divas! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. The melody comes easily, so you can sing along. A birthday's here just once a year so let's not get this wrong. We're happy to sing for a great human being...that's YOU! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. Got the cake, time to partake and join the happy throng. Hope your wishes all come true. If they don't, well, what're ya gonna do? We'll still celebrate this happy date and laugh the whole night long. Happy Birthday
Like a star meant only for us, Everything about our love Takes me to a place that Shines with complete happiness and makes me feel perfect, Giving me all I could Ever need or want in life. So, Trust me when I tell you Im yours forever, and Nothing could change All these feelings in my heart. Youre the Key that unlocks all my tomorrows Each and every new day is another Dream-come-true! So, any ideas on how we should celebrate your birthday?
Experts say 30 minutes of exercise a day will add years to your life. So I hired this hamster to do it for you.... click here to start; the click here to stop the pain. ...but watching him for 29 more minutes would probably be more painful than doing it yourself thanks Have a happy birthday - and a healthy year!
Cowboy Jukebox Im just sittin round here thinkin Its around your birthday time, And Im wishin A good ol birthday to you, . My cowboy hat is white, My cowboy boots are tight, And Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Well, my guitars outta tune, I need a ride to the saloon, My grits fell off my spoon, Ill need to find a spittoon soon. The cows have left the barn, but I dont give a darn Cuz Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Happy Birthday
Someone very special's birthday is today . I sure hope it's mighty nice in every way. Hope your cake is just delicious and you get all of your wishes, Oh, it's someone special's birthday on this day. Happy Birthday!
Years from now, I hope we're a couple of feisty old broads who go to lunch together and fight over the bill and steal all the sugar packets. Here's to being hell-raisers, now and forever! Happy Birthday
A special little tune just for you
Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?
That song's not so funny anymore!
Happy birthday, anyway
Do I wish you joy and happiness? Do I wish you skies of blue? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you lots of laughter with yer friends and family, too? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you lots of luck in every little thing you do? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you a day thats fun, and year thats great all through? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do.
Hey, Guy I thought about hiring strippers for your birthday, but then I found some gals who are even more entertaining! [word balloon:] Wheres the birthday boy? Dont act like youre not impressed. Happy Birthday
You can spend your birthday watching programs on TV, You can take a cruise around the Caribbean Sea, You can blow out candles, have a hundred presents to behold... But no matter what you do, you still are getting old. But no matter what you do, we hope your birthday's big and bold. That still works. Not bad. Nicer is better. Let's just go with that. Happy Birthday!
Oh, yay, todays your birthday, so celebrate with class, Dont drink so much, that You end up behaving like an Aspirins great for headaches and, hopefully with luck You wont have any need for them Today, cause that would Suckers, gum and candies, they all taste mighty swell, But if you get no birthday cake, Your friends should rot in Helicopters, limos, Perhaps a big parade? Free drinks and toasts and presents -- Who knows? You might get Later in the evening. you should relax a bit Make sure you get some sleep tonight, or else youll feel like Uhm really tired!
Ahoy from the Pirate 'Stache Hear the waves crash, Smell the sea on my mustache, Says the hairy pirate lip, "All aboard the birthday ship!" So lift your glass, to your mustache-- swash bucklin' birthday to you! Yo ho! Yo-ho-hope your birthday is happy!
For a Special Birthday treat, Frankie, The Counting Canine, will stomp out your age with his foot. Okay, boy, go to it! Oh, no! You killed him! Mustve been too much for his poor little body to take. Oh, well . . . Happy Birthday, Anyway
It's your birthday and I'm here to sing you a... uhhhh... brief song to help you get your party on. Let us begin... Happy happy underpants, do the Happy Birthday Dance, happy happy underpants, ohhhhh.... Do the Happy Birthday Dance! Happy Birthday!
Hey, there, Caelin Carrot. You're looking very thin!
Thanks, Celereee! That color is so in!
How 'bout you, Carly Flower --- take a dip recently?
You know it, girl! Only half a calorie!
We're totally offensive, we know we don't have taste.
We ruin a good meal. Out to dinner? What a waste.
When everyone is ordering the shrimp in beer-fried batter.
You have the healthy choice, the heart-good veggie platter.
But you don't have an option, you want to watch your weight.
We're the ones you have to chow on, the ones you truly hate.
We're the veggies in your life, the mean ol' legume platter.
If you do not eat us, you know that you'll grow fatter.
We're the veggies on your table, what a gastrotastrophe!
And then for after dinner, replace the pie with some green tea.
Here are some MANLY things to do PRESS HERE. FIX SOMETHING. BREAK SOMETHING. BREAK SOMETHING ATTEMPTING TO FIX IT. DRINK A BEER. DRINK SIX BEERS! BREAK SOMETHING ATTEMPTING TO FIX IT. (yes, its on here twice. I know you.) WATCH TV. FALL ASLEEP WATCHING TV. whatever you do, HAVE FUN!
Outside Verse: Hey, Birthday Queen here are some things you can do to make your big day fabulous Inside Verse: PRESS HERE (instructions w/arrow) Pick up the phone and call in sick! Have a girls night out (but just dont end up on Girls Gone Wild). Wear your sexiest outfit and get free drinks. Order frou-frou umbrella drinks all night. Three words: full body massage. Order every dessert on the menu! Get lots of gifts (even if you buy them yourself). Go shopping and max out your credit card. Happy Birthday