A little song for your promotion ahem P is for the Pride you must be feeling. R is for the Raise that you have earned. O is for the Orders you'll be barking. M is for the monstrous things you've learned. O is for the Office that you'll rule from. T is for the Tyrant you'll become. E is for Employees who will hate you! D is for the Days they'll call you scum! Uh, sorry...occasionally my bitterness gets the best of me. what I mean to say is...Congratulations on your Promotion!