Hey There! This is all about you and (WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING) Our nails are shinin', our curlers are hot I'm in this chair looking like an astronaut And it's time to give props to you! So, listen up now, make it understood We're celebratin' you, cuz you're crazy good Your name is: (RECIPIENT'S NAME) And it's our mission To party like a boss And give you recognition Cuz you deserve it, yo! Aww...snap, take a selfie Let's have a blast, The crew is getting jiggy While we're getting' waxed Cuz today the whole world is a shrine to you: You're incredible impeccable, and hella cool too From Timbuktu (TO: LOCATION) And It's time to C-E-L-E-B-R-A-T-E And I think we all agree That it's time to get ready Get a manni and a pedi (HAIR TYPE) Look pretty!! It's gorgeous! And the beat goes thump Make you wanna jump, fist pump Get Crunk! Your cray-crazy good Here's to You!
Hey there (recipient's name) Today is (occasion) Wanna send a little slice of paradise your way! Straight from (sender's name) Hope you're (favorite activity) Do whatever you want, cause it's a special day! Out at the tiki hut, Take a drink from a coconut! Sing songs by the ocean front, for you. These sunny skies -- so blue, A little bar with an ocean view, Singin' this song, just for you. Sending a little song just for you!
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
A little song for your promotionahemP is for the Pride you must be feeling. R is for the Raise that you have earned. O is for the Orders you'll be barking. M is for the monstrous things you've learned. O is for the Office that you'll rule from. T is for the Tyrant you'll become. E is for Employees who will hate you! D is for the Days they'll call you scum! Uh, sorry...occasionally my bitterness gets the best of me. what I mean to say is...Congratulations on your Promotion!
A TOAST TO YOUR SUCCESS You deserve to be happy. You deserve to be proud. You deserve an ovation from a stadium crowd. But before you partake in a triumphant "Clink!" There's just one thing to do: Chose your favorite drink! Here's to You!