Its Valentines Day, and I have a confession to make Lately Ive been having impure, lusty thoughts about you doing kinky, UNMENTIONABLE things to my body. Im so ashamed. Why, I wouldnt blame you if you wanted to tie me up, take me over your knee, and spank me. Happy Valentines Day!
I Wuv You Very Much. Wanna get laid? Bump uglies? Do the horizontal bop? A little parallel parking? How about you and me go out it till we're sore? Take it right over this way. I'm talking big bang baby. You know what I'm talking about. Wuv You! Happy Valentine's Day!
Boobs or Butt It's Not Rocket Science Instructions: Look at the pictures. Boobs? Butt? You be the judge. Make an educated guess, click your choice, and get a view of the bigger picture. Close Hope Your Birthday Is Happy no ifs ands or butts!
A Birthday Game Especially for You Oh, Baby I love to squeeze you Id love to please you, but most of all, Id love to tease you. So what do you say? Up for a good time? Click on the stripper (if you can) as she pops out of the cake. Shell remove one article of clothing for each time you catch her Click START to begin playing around. May all your birthday wishes come true! Happy Birthday, Big Guy!
I Wuv You Very Much. Wanna get laid? Bump uglies? Do the horizontal bop? A little parallel parking? How about you and me go out it till we're sore? Take it right over this way. I'm talking big bang baby. You know what I'm talking about. Wuv You!
Got a hot message for your honey? We can help! Let's start with you telling us your name: __________ Next, what kind of lover are you? Mild Medium Hot Choose from these nouns and verbs for your sext message. Hey, _____, here's an idea for what we can do next time we're together. First, we could _____ each other's ______. Then I could ____ your ______ until you ________ . Next, you might want to ____ my _____ with your _________ , which might cause me to _______. Or, maybe I could ______ on your ________. Lastly, we could _____ each other's ______ with our _______.
Nothing makes me hotter than the warmth of your breath on my neck The stroke of your hand along my leg The tickle of your tongue around my ear And the sweet surrender of my body to yours. I cant remember life without you and I dont want to. I Love You
Know what I love? When you do that thing with your tongue. And when you call me that name that no one else knows. Or when you simply hold my hand. When you wake me up in the middle of the night . . . And when you touch me in that place that makes me wild. I love what you do to me.