Welcome to a fun, interactive experience! Tap Here Get Started. [TAP] This is just a quick hello sent from my personal email server. [TAP] I would've had a staffer send you this note, but I'm not really fond of interns. [TAP] Just saying hi to someone who's great looking, interesting, talented and smart. Uhm, you ARE a registered voter, right? [TAP] I just returned from my $600 haircut and wanted to say hi to one of my fellow average Americans. [TAP] There's a new type of cake called the Donald Trump; it's rich, white and square. This is more than an electronic greeting. It's your woman card.
Welcome to a fun, interactive experience! Tap Here Get Started. [TAP] Frankly, I looked through a tremendous, tremendous selection of ecards before choosing this one. You're welcome. [TAP] I'm hoping you have a day rich with happiness. And I mean really, really rich, like me. [TAP] Bad hair day? No. Never had one. Next question. Get him outta here. [TAP] Little hands? Maybe. But trust me, everything else is YUUGE. [TAP] My hairstylist told me Orange is the new black. So I fired her. She was crying. [TAP] What does my beautiful wife see in me? Several billion dollars and a family history of heart trouble, but that's beside the point. [TAP] Folks...I can fix education. I used to run my own fake college until I got sued. [TAP] What's my favorite classic rock album? That one's easy: The Wall. This is more than an electronic greeting. It's your Trump card.
A Thanksgiving Blessing. May our days be blessed with the happiness that comes from living our dreams and following our hearts. May our days be blessed with the peace of finding little ways to slow the pace and quiet the soul. May our days be blessed with the contentment, laughter, and love. May today and every day be blessed with simple, quiet moments of thanksgiving.
Because of you, I've always got a sunny sky above me, And even when we're far apart I know deep down that you are thinking of me. Because of you, the fog is lifted, all the gray is gone. It's like I woke up in springtime at the very break of dawn. Because of you, Because of you, Yes, it's all because of you. Happy Valentine's Day
The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart . . . [Luke 6:45] The perfect combination of wisdom, faith, and strength . . . you're everything a father should be. Thanks, Dad, Happy Father's Day
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a handsome man who appreciated women for their minds. A man who preferred brains and a sense of humor over a roll in the hay, a man in search of commitment... Thought you might enjoy a good fairy tale on Valentine's Day!
Let's make a promise this holiday season... Let's make it a promise to try every day to touch someone's life in our own special way, to be kind to each other and cherish what's real- our family, our friends, and the love that we feel. Let's take a close look deep within our own hearts and stop any prejudice right where it starts. Let's keep candles burning and proud flags unfurled, let's pray for our nation, and let's pray for our world.
Thank you, Lord, for the song of birds, For the smell of roses, unexpected, kind words. Thank you, Lord, for a child's smile. For the laughter of friends, time savored in the while. Thank you, Lord, for the little things That mean so much to me. For the new hope of mornings The softness of night, and the knowing that I'm free. Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving
Working at the North Pole building toys out of a wooden block can surely put a damper on your day. Being two feet tall and having pointy ears and hats and shoes can also limit jobs with decent pay. Having Santa for a boss may sound exciting for a while, but really its just basically okay. This busy time of the year, its hard to keep running around like this. Scooping after reindeers just another thing we have to do, Santa likes the snow all clean and white. Answering the letters that the Fat Man gets from everywhere and they dont stop arriving day or night. We need a break our little feet ache, you think its easy making sure that red suit fits? Decorating Christmas trees and harvesting the mistletoe, you cant do all this working 9 to 5. Sure were sweet and jolly and were cute as boughs of holly, but these holidays put us in overdrive. We guess its fun, and when alls said and done, we hope your Christmas is the best one yet. Merry Christmas from one hard-working little elf to another.
Youre more than a wonderful Mom youre the keeper of memories, the maker of everyday miracles and the one whose love brightens ordinary days and makes every occasion special . . . Youre more than a wonderful Mom youre a remarkable woman whos thought of today and always with love and a wish for everything that brings you joy. Happy Mothers Day, Mom Hope Its as Special as You Are
They served and fought and died so that we might be safe and free. Grant them, O Lord, Eternal peace and give them the victory... And in these days of unrest filled with grave uncertainty, let's not forget the price they paid to keep our country free. Thinking of you on Memorial Day
INTRO Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and you've been recruited to help Cupid sharpen his shooting skills. HOW TO PLAY Move your mouse to aim and click to shoot at the targets. Watch where you're shooting! The couples are already spoken for and there are some targets who don't seem all that interested in love. Hope Your Valentine's Day Is Right On Target
A Prayer for Our Nation God bless America and keep us safe and free - Safe from all our enemies, wherever they may be Teach us to walk humbly and closer in Thy ways, Give us faith and courage and put purpose in our days Make each one of us aware that each must do his part, For in the individual is where peace must have its start... For a better world to live in where all are safe and free Must start with faith and hope and love deep in the heart of me. Praying for peace in your heart that will touch the hearts of others and inspire all with faith and courage. Thinking of You in this Memorial Day
The stories grandparents tell are a familys most precious heirlooms. Just thinking today about how lucky we are to be family, and feeling grateful for all the special moments and memories we share. Happy Grandparents Day with Love
My mother deserves bouquets the best flowers thy can grow perfume and jewelry, chocolates and cookie dough. I'm glad it's Mother's Day So I can say "Hello." I'd do it anyway, I'm not a fool, you know. My mom deserves stuff Like a really great kid, And who's that great kid? That would be me. That would be me. Thaaaaaaaaaaaattt would be ME. Happy Mother's Day!
Once you choose hope, anything's possible. --Christopher Reeve October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. LEARN MORE Early detection is important. See your doctor to rule out breast cancer if you notice a lump, abnormal thickening of the breast, or any changes in the color or shape of the breast. Ask your doctor or search the web for more information about other early warning signs.
M is for the many special Memories, -- O is cuz there's Only One of you, -- T is for the Tenderness with children, -- H is for the Helpful things you do, -- E is for Every silly game and story, -- R is for these compliments you Rate... -- Put them all together you get -- MOTHER! -- Here's hoping that your Mother's Day is great!