Do I wish you joy and happiness? Do I wish you skies of blue? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you lots of laughter with yer friends and family, too? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you lots of luck in every little thing you do? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you a day thats fun, and year thats great all through? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do.
99 thank you's up here on a wall. 99 thank you's up here. You take one down and pass it around. Now there's 98 thank you's up on a wall. 98 thank you's up here on a wall. 98 thank you's up here. You take one down and pass it around. Now there's 97 thank you's up on a wall. Can't thank you enough.
You can spend your birthday watching programs on TV, You can take a cruise around the Caribbean Sea, You can blow out candles, have a hundred presents to behold... But no matter what you do, you still are getting old. But no matter what you do, we hope your birthday's big and bold. That still works. Not bad. Nicer is better. Let's just go with that. Happy Birthday!
Oh, yay, todays your birthday, so celebrate with class, Dont drink so much, that You end up behaving like an Aspirins great for headaches and, hopefully with luck You wont have any need for them Today, cause that would Suckers, gum and candies, they all taste mighty swell, But if you get no birthday cake, Your friends should rot in Helicopters, limos, Perhaps a big parade? Free drinks and toasts and presents -- Who knows? You might get Later in the evening. you should relax a bit Make sure you get some sleep tonight, or else youll feel like Uhm really tired!
Remember how you washed their clothes Picked their socks up from the floor. Remember them waving from the sidewalk As you stood inside the door. Remember how you read to them The smell of cookies baking Remember their kiss before they slept Your smile as they were waking. There is no better way to feel Than as a mother with her child Like the sun that shines so bright above Youre there through tears and smiles. Remember holding in your palm That tiny little hand, And how quickly comes the day When on their own two feet they stand. Remember all the little things bending down to tie a shoe Remember all the love you give, And how it now comes back to you. There is no better way to feel Than as a mother with her child Like the sun that shines so bright above Youre there through tears and smiles. Happy Mothers Day
You know a chins life aint so easy, Chins life aint no dream, If we aint facing razor blades Its depilatory cream But Im gonna keep my chin up Gonna try keepin up with the pace. Cause life aint so bad at the bottom, At the bottom of your face. Got your food and drink slidin down me When you miss your mouth at meals, Wipe me off with that soft napkin Oooh, I LOVE the way that feels. I like the way you stick me out When youre making a demand. I like how when youre tired I get cuddled in your hand. Oh yeah, were gonna keep our chins up Gonna smile all over the place. Cause lifes good at the bottom At the bottom of your face. Hope youre keeping your chin up!
They're hicky and they're hokey, They like to drink and smoky, They're down and dirty folky, The Redneck Family. Their house is set on wheels, They guzzle all their meals Their pet don't bark, it squeals, The Redneck Family. Rude! Crude! Lewd! When you ain't feeling hot Be glad for what you got, At list your kin is not The Redneck Family
Hey, there, Caelin Carrot. You're looking very thin!
Thanks, Celereee! That color is so in!
How 'bout you, Carly Flower --- take a dip recently?
You know it, girl! Only half a calorie!
We're totally offensive, we know we don't have taste.
We ruin a good meal. Out to dinner? What a waste.
When everyone is ordering the shrimp in beer-fried batter.
You have the healthy choice, the heart-good veggie platter.
But you don't have an option, you want to watch your weight.
We're the ones you have to chow on, the ones you truly hate.
We're the veggies in your life, the mean ol' legume platter.
If you do not eat us, you know that you'll grow fatter.
We're the veggies on your table, what a gastrotastrophe!
And then for after dinner, replace the pie with some green tea.
Im happy, todays a good day, Im all smiles Cause Im not rolled up and stuck inside a dresser drawer or buried with tube socks and smelly argyles in a hamper or a big pile on the floor. A socks life can be somewhat exciting Though things rarely happen that are drastic, For feet, our job is to be inviting By staying fuzzy and elastic So lets raise our reinforced toes up and cheer Well hug every single foot we have a chance to meet. From cotton to nylon to wool and cashmere Well claim victory every time we face de feet Feet Feet How we love the feet Feet Feet Life is surely sweet Go on runs, jogs, or walks Dont forget were your socks. Todays a good day. Enjoy it.
Like salt and pepper, We go together... Like dancing and Saturday night. Like sugar and cream, starlight and dreams, Like flame and candlelight. Like you and me-- it's just better, every time we get together, things just turn out good. I'm so happy we're together.
JUST BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'RE SO THOUGHTFUL AND, JUST BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'RE SO KIND WELL, JUST BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND AND GOOD FRIENDS ARE SO VERY HARD TO FIND YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH CAUSE YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND YOU ARE USED TO ALL MY SILLY FLAWS I'M TELLING YOU I'M SO GLAD THAT WE ARE FRIENDS BECAUSE, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, JUST BECAUSE You're a wonderful friend!
I'm thinkin' about you and hope you're thinkin' about me. So I guess I'm thinkin' about you thinkin' about me. And I wonder if you're thinking about me thinking about you Cause now Im thinking about you thinking about me thinkin' about you. So I'm thinkin' about you thinking about me thinking about you when I'm not just thinkin' about you. And I think about you thinkin' about me thinking about you or if you're just thinking about me. I was just thinking about you. (I think)