ecard: Top Leprechaun Complaints

complete verse:

Top Five Leprechaun Complaints Number Five “This cereal is neither magical nor delicious!” Number Four “It’s hard to hold your whiskey when you’re built like a four-year-old.” Number Three “If I hear, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ to ya!’ one more time, someone’s gonna get hurt!” Number Two “Every time I wash me leprechaun outfit, me entire laundry turns green!” And the Number One Leprechaun Complaint… “Tiny little leprechaun. Tiny little shillelagh!” Happy St. Patrick’s Day