Fun Halloween Quotes & Sayings

Halloween is a great time to be creepily creative! Whether you're helping your kids write a spooky story or looking for some inspiration while scrapbooking Halloween memories, we put together a list of spook-tacular Halloween quotes, sayings and riddles!

Halloween Quotes:

Double, double toil and trouble;
fire burn and cauldron bubble.
_William Shakespeare - "Macbeth"

Where there is no imagination
there is no horror
_ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
_ Edgar Allan Poe, "The Raven"

The blood is life.
_ Bram Stoker "Dracula"

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"
_ Dexter Kozen

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween.
_ Author Unknown

Halloween Sayings:

  • Eat, drink and be scary!
  • Ghostly Greetings!
  • Halloween is a real treat
  • Have a fang-tastic night
  • Happy Haunting!
  • Have a bootiful Halloween
  • Don't be a scaredy cat
  • I witch you a Happy Halloween
  • Stop in for a spell
  • Please park all brooms at the door
  • Caution! Witch Crossing
  • Boo to you from our crew
  • If you want a tasty sweet...
  • Be sure to holler trick or treat!

Halloween Jokes and Riddles:

What do you get when you divide the circumference
of your jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
_Pumpkin ∏

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda Witch!
Wanda Witch who?
_ Wanda Witch you a Happy Halloween!

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
_ Boo-berry pie with ice scream!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
_ Because he had no-body to go with!

Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?
_ Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Know why mummies never reveal their true age?
_ 'Cause they like to keep it under wraps.

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
_ Because of the coffin!

What do spiders do for fun on Halloween?
_ Surf the web!

Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes?
_ Monster-mashed!

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