We just fired Ernie. He wasn’t funny anymore. Now he’s sad. Poor, poor Ernie. Anyway, that’s good for you because we need freelance writers who can craft greeting card copy that will make our consumers laugh. We’re not looking for the same old thing. We want fresh and original. And we’re a tough audience. But if we like your material, we’ll pay you well. And what will become of Ernie? He’ll probably go work for the competition.
For more information on freelance opportunities at American Greetings, contact our Freelance Coordinator at Humor.Freelance@amgreetings.com