Cover Verse: Georgias Personal Guide to Doctorspeak What Your Doctor Says: What Your Doctor Means: Id like to run a few more tests. (I want the sunroof option for my new sports car.) Please make a follow-up appointment. (Id also like the CD player with the five-disc changer.) Bend over. Bend over. (Hey, some things are bad enough without some deeper meaning.) The nurse will take over from here. (Im late for my tee-off time.) Youll feel some slight discomfort. (This is gonna hurt like hell.) Hmmm thats interesting (What the heck is THAT?) This is a highly treatable disease. (How much insurance do you have?) Inside Verse: What This Card Says: Hope youre better soon, Jerry! What This Card Means: Hope youre better soon, Jerry!
Cover Verse: People Have the Darndest Accidents, Julia Some slip on bananas Or fall through thin ice, Hammer their thumbs Or get pinched in a vise. Some walk into manholes Or fall out of bed, Ski into trees Or get bopped on the head. Inside Verse: But whatever it was That just happened to you, Hope that real soon You'll be fixed up like new! Get Well Soon!
Cover Verse: Get in there and Fight, Fight, Fight! You've got the will! You've got the might! You can do it! Yes, you can! Boola! Boola! You da man! Go, Danny! Inside Verse: Just think of me as your very own personal cheerleader. But I'm not going to wear one of those short little skirts or tight sweaters for anything. Pompoms are cool, though.