printable card: Top 10 Signs You're Getting Older greeting card

complete verse:

Cover Verse:

Top Ten Signs
You’re Getting Older,
Roberta:

10.You don’t even TRY to be cool anymore.
9.Auto insurance is so darn cheap now!
8.You recently uttered the words,
“Hey, you kids! Turn down that music!”
7.People are starting to ask you
how things were “in your day.”
6.Cake and ice cream give you indigestion.
5.You remember when gasoline cost a dollar a gallon.
4.WHAT? What’d you say? HUH?
3.Your face has finally cleared up.
2.You tell stories about WALKING to school.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE GETTING OLDER...

Inside Verse:

You’ve got more friends now
than ever before!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!