printable card: How Cats Celebrate Birthdays greeting card

complete verse:

Cover Verse:

How Cats Celebrate Birthdays
1. Rise at first light.
Sit on owner’s face
until they wake up.
2. Loudly
demand
breakfast
be served.
3. Shun two kinds
of cat food.
4. Visit
“magic box.”
Find conditions
unacceptable.
5. Enjoy
“private time”
behind sofa.
6. Practice
'ol yoga
stretches.
7. Hork
hair ball
in secret hiding
place.
8. Stare at wall.
Pretend to “see”
something
owner cannot.
9. Sleep for
18 hours.
Start all over
again.

Inside Verse:

Justine, hope your birthday
is just as much fun!