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      You're Not Old! over the hill birthday printable cards You're Not Old!
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      Cover Verse: Happy Birthday and don't worry -- I won't let you get old Inside Verse: ...'cause if you're old, then that would make me old, and we both know that's not happenin'!
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      Free Birthday Question happy birthday printable cards Birthday Question
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      Cover Verse: A Birthday Question for You, Ashley If two birthday cakes were walking down the street, and one cake was walking at 2 mph, the other one at 3 mph, at what point would the cakes be exactly 100 feet apart from one another? Inside Verse: CAKES DON'T WALK, YA MORON!!
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      You've Been Carded! happy birthday printable cards You've Been Carded!
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      Cover Verse: I could have e-mailed or texted or tweeted or even face- booked... Inside Verse: ...but nothing feels as good on your birthday as being carded. Happy Birthday!
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      Free Birthday Knock-Knock happy birthday printable cards Birthday Knock-Knock
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      Cover Verse: Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Just Wanda! Just Wanda! who? Inside Verse: Just Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday, Kyle!
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      Good Advice happy birthday printable cards Good Advice
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      Cover Verse: A wise man once said, "Don't count your years, make your years count." Inside Verse: ...or was it "beers?" Either way, that's pretty good advice. Happy Birthday, Chad
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      One Maturing Dude over the hill birthday printable cards One Maturing Dude
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      Cover Verse: To a Guy Named Scott on His Birthday When pictures from your childhood Are in faded black and white, When people start to notice That you’ve lost an inch of height... When instead of breaking hearts, You’re breaking wind and both your hips, When you get a coronary Every time the market dips... Inside Verse: When all your favorite athletes are retired and overweight, When your closet’s filled with clothing That’s absurdly out of date... When your bladder starts behaving Like the falls up in Niagara, When you just can’t get aroused Without the wonder-drug Viagra®... When all these things start happening, Don’t let it wreck your mood... It’s nature’s way of telling you You’re one maturing dude! (Notice how I didn’t say “old”?) Happy Birthday
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      Free A Glowing Example happy birthday printable cards A Glowing Example
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      Cover Verse: Another birthday, Marie, and you still have that radiant glow about you. Inside Verse: Are you drunk already? Happy Birthday
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      Birthday Coupons happy birthday printable cards Birthday Coupons
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      Create & Print special Coupon Books for an extra special gift. You'll Need: 8.5” x 11” paper, preferably card stock. Scissors. Stapler, or hole punch and string or yarn. Directions:
      1. Click on Personalize and Print Your Project to open the Workspace.
      2. Personalize the text.
      3. Click Print to send your finished Coupons to the printer.
      4. Cut out each coupon.
      5. Stack coupons in a neat pile, with coupon cover on top.
      6. If using staples to bind coupons and cover together, staple coupons and cover along the left side of the pile.
      7. If using string to bind coupons and cover together, punch a hole in the upper left corner of the pile, and thread and tie string or yarn through the hole.
      Tips: Print your project on scrap paper first to check the alignment, spelling, and overall look of the project.
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      Don't Count the Candles happy birthday printable cards Don't Count the Candles
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      Cover Verse: Ryan - On your birthday, count your blessings, not the candles. Inside Verse: No one wants to stand around all day waiting for a piece of cake.
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      Coolest Thing Happened happy birthday printable cards Coolest Thing Happened
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      Cover Verse: Y'know what, Bobby? The coolest thing happened on your birthday! Inside Verse: You!
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      Birthday Gift<br>Surprise over the hill birthday printable cards Birthday Gift Surprise
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      Inside Verse: Enjoy your complimentary eye exam card. Next year's birthday gift: colonoscopy
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      Your Birthday Cod happy birthday printable cards Your Birthday Cod
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      Cover Verse: Kelly, do you know what this is? Inside Verse: It's your birthday cod, of course!
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      Then vs. Now over the hill birthday printable cards Then vs. Now
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      Cover Verse: Your birthday Then Now Inside Verse: You've come a lo-o-o-ng way, baby. Happy Birthday
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      Top 10 Kid Reasons happy birthday printable cards Top 10 Kid Reasons
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      Cover Verse: For Courtney’s Birthday Top 10 Reasons Being a Kid Rocks! 10. Playing your own CD’s — really LOUD! 9. You know more about computers than most adults. 8. Staying up late. (At least on weekends.) 7. Two words: JUNK FOOD! 6. Super strong thumbs from playing video games. 5. Knowing a lot of really good, really gross jokes. 4. Burping contests — the sport of champions. 3. Summer vacation, anyone? 2. Watching a movie so many times you know all the words. And the Number 1 Reason Being a Kid Rocks... Inside Verse: 1. Laughing until cake comes out of your nose! Have a Great Birthday!
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      Free Candles for the Cake over the hill birthday printable cards Candles for the Cake
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      Cover Verse: Guess what, Mark! You'll need sunglasses and SPF #15 sunscreen for the present I got you... Inside Verse: That's right! I got you the candles for the cake!
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