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Cover Verse:

TOP TEN REASONS IT'S GREAT
TO BE A MAN

10. You can open all your own jars.
9. Your underwear is ten bucks for a 3-pack.
8. You can quietly watch a game with your
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Cover Verse:

TOP TEN REASONS IT'S GREAT
TO BE A MAN

10. You can open all your own jars.
9. Your underwear is ten bucks for a 3-pack.
8. You can quietly watch a game with your
buddy for hours without ever thinking,
"He must be mad at me."
7. You don't have to get out of the shower
to pee.
6. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
5. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
4. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
3. You can get by with only one hairstyle
change every ten years.
2. If another guy shows up at a party
in the same outfit -
you just become better friends.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON
IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN...

Inside Verse:

THE OLDER YOU GET,
THE MORE YOU FART!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRUCE!

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