Cover Verse: A Birthday Question for You, Ashley If two birthday cakes were walking down the street, and one cake was walking at 2 mph, the other one at 3 mph, at what point would the cakes be exactly 100 feet apart from one another? Inside Verse: CAKES DON'T WALK, YA MORON!!
Cover Verse: To a Guy Named Scott on His Birthday When pictures from your childhood Are in faded black and white, When people start to notice That youve lost an inch of height... When instead of breaking hearts, Youre breaking wind and both your hips, When you get a coronary Every time the market dips... Inside Verse: When all your favorite athletes are retired and overweight, When your closets filled with clothing Thats absurdly out of date... When your bladder starts behaving Like the falls up in Niagara, When you just cant get aroused Without the wonder-drug Viagra®... When all these things start happening, Dont let it wreck your mood... Its natures way of telling you Youre one maturing dude! (Notice how I didnt say old?) Happy Birthday
Cover Verse: For Courtneys Birthday Top 10 Reasons Being a Kid Rocks! 10. Playing your own CDs really LOUD! 9. You know more about computers than most adults. 8. Staying up late. (At least on weekends.) 7. Two words: JUNK FOOD! 6. Super strong thumbs from playing video games. 5. Knowing a lot of really good, really gross jokes. 4. Burping contests the sport of champions. 3. Summer vacation, anyone? 2. Watching a movie so many times you know all the words. And the Number 1 Reason Being a Kid Rocks... Inside Verse: 1. Laughing until cake comes out of your nose! Have a Great Birthday!