Cover Verse: TOP TEN REASONS IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN 10. You can open all your own jars. 9. Your underwear is ten bucks for a 3-pack. 8. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me." 7. You don't have to get out of the shower to pee. 6. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 5. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. 4. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 3. You can get by with only one hairstyle change every ten years. 2. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit - you just become better friends. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN... Inside Verse: THE OLDER YOU GET, THE MORE YOU FART! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRUCE!
Cover Verse:"A birthday is your own special day of the year to enjoy in your own special way"Inside Verse: Here's hoping your birthday Is one of the kind That holds lots of pleasure And good luck combined, And hope it's the start Of a year as fine, too, As all years should be For a great man like you! With Love and Best Wishes
Cover Verse: Happy Birthday to a Very Special Man, Roger It's hard to find a greeting Nice enough to send to you, For you're so very special That the usual ones won't do... Inside Verse: But this one seems just perfect, For it really makes it clear That you're close in thought, not now and then, But all throughout the year.
Cover Verse: Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Inside Verse: Teach a man to fish, and he'll spend thousands of dollars on fishing gear and tackle, spend countless hours waiting to catch a few pathetic fish, and bore everybody he knows with tiresome stories about the one that got away. Happy Birthday to a "reel" man.
Cover Verse: A Birthday Blessing for Kent, a Man Who's Special to Me Inside Verse: I hope there never comes a time when there's so much to do That I would let your birthday pass without remembering you... For you're a very special man I'm grateful that I met, And I'm asking God to bless you with a day you won't forget. Have a Happy Birthday