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printable card: Fat Thighs greeting card

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printable card verse:

Cover Verse:

Well, Maria,
I quit jogging because
it was bad
for my
health...

Inside V...

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complete verse:

Cover Verse:

Well, Maria,
I quit jogging because
it was bad
for my
health...

Inside Verse:

My thighs rubbed
together so much,
my underwear
caught on fire.

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