Cover Verse: An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... Inside Verse: A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it in the dishwasher. Happy Mother's Day!
Cover Verse: On Father's Day... I wanna thank you for teaching me so many valuable lessons, like... Inside Verse: "Money doesn't grow on chickens before they're hatched." "Two wrongs don't make a penny earned." "The early bird gets a job worth doing well." ...and you thought everything you said went in one ear and walked a mile in their shoes. Enjoy Your Day!
Cover Verse: M is for the Many Meals you made me... O is for how Often I was bad... T is for the Times I Tried your patience... H is for your Hugs when I was sad... E is for your Energy and Effort, and all the Extra-special things you do... R is for this Rhyme that you are Reading... Inside Verse: ...and to say I'm really glad my Mom is you. Happy Mother's Day
Cover Verse: Remember when there were only three TV channels? Remember when music came on vinyl? Remember when the only computer you had in your home was, maybe, a calculator? Inside Verse: Remember when people used to give you presents on your birthday, instead of just cards? Ah, the good ol'days... Anyway, Happy Birthday
Cover Verse: Happy Mother's Day, Janet I hope you know that all of your hard work has not gone unnoticed. Inside Verse: I've been watching you from the couch during commercials. Hey, you missed a spot...
Cover Verse: From Rover A Lucky Dogs Tale on Mothers Day For fondly telling stories of my antics as a pup, For knowing yummy dog treats are the way to cheer me up... Inside Verse: For cleaning all the mud when I forget to wipe my paws, For taking time to scratch my ears and cuddle just because, For comforting my worries when were driving to the vet, For giving me the words of praise that others may forget, For showing me you love me in so many different ways Im wishing you the happiest and best of Mothers Days!
Cover Verse: MOM, I can't imagine what LIFE would be like without you... Inside Verse: I'd probably be eating candy I got from a stranger, talking with my mouth full, and waving around sharp objects while I sit too close to the TV in yesterday's underwear. Thanks, and Happy Mother's Day!
Cover Verse: Knock! Knock! Who's there? Betty! Betty who? Inside Verse: Betty watch out, Betty not cry, Betty not pout, I'm telling you why... 'cause it's Christmas, Alyssa -- the season to be JOLLY! Hope Your Christmas is Lots of Fun!
Cover Verse: Top Ten Most Frequently Used Dad Phrases 10. Quit tyin' up the bathroom! 9. Get off the darn phone! 8. Give it a little gas... No...! Brake! Braaaake!! 7. You're not leaving this house dressed like that! 6. It's gonna cost HOW much?!? 5. Who turned up the thermostat?!? 4. When I was your age, I had to walk through three feet of snow to get to school! 3. If you don't knock it off, I'm gonna turn this car around and take you right back home! 2. Don't make me come up there!! And the Number One Most Frequently Used Dad Phrase Is... Inside Verse: Go ask your mother! (Was there ever any doubt?) Happy Father's Day, Dad
Cover Verse: For Father's Day, the Top Ten Ways You and I Are Alike: 10. We both like to stick our heads out the car window and bark at other drivers. 9. There's nothing more comforting to us than napping in front of the T.V. 8. Others get impatient waiting for us to finish going potty. 7. We've both been in the doghouse at one time or another. 6. We make warm, furry bed partners. 5. Sometimes we beg for extra scraps of food. 4. You fix things - I'm a fixed thing. 3. We both like to sit around and scratch ourselves. 2. We whine if we're not let out of the house to play once in a while. And the Number One Way You and I Are Alike... Inside Verse: 1. Given a choice, we'd rather just lie around and do nothing but eat and sleep all day. (I'm up for that if you are!) Happy Father's Day From the Dog
Cover Verse: This is a man's card -- a manly card for men -- manly men who know what it is to be a man... to hunt and fish and drive big trucks and spit and use tools and do things outdoors with other men -- manly things, done in a manly way. Inside Verse: ...isn't it pretty? Happy Birthday