printable card: How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays greeting card

complete verse:

Cover Verse:

How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays
1. Rise at 5:30 a.m.
Wet-nose
the master.
2. Go out and pee
on the world.
3. Make
poopy.
4. Sniff
poopy.
5. Seriously
think about
eating poopy.
6. Eat funny-
looking bug
instead.
7. Throw up
bug parts on
living room rug.
8. Drink out
of magic well.
9. Sleep for
17 hours.
Start all over
again.

Inside Verse:

Brian, hope your birthday is
just as much fun!

(Except for the “poopy” thing.)