Cover Verse: For Courtneys Birthday Top 10 Reasons Being a Kid Rocks! 10. Playing your own CDs really LOUD! 9. You know more about computers than most adults. 8. Staying up late. (At least on weekends.) 7. Two words: JUNK FOOD! 6. Super strong thumbs from playing video games. 5. Knowing a lot of really good, really gross jokes. 4. Burping contests the sport of champions. 3. Summer vacation, anyone? 2. Watching a movie so many times you know all the words. And the Number 1 Reason Being a Kid Rocks... Inside Verse: 1. Laughing until cake comes out of your nose! Have a Great Birthday!
Cover Verse: Adrian, you've still got bladder control and most of your original teeth! Inside Verse: The older you get, the harder it becomes for me to think of something positive to tell you. Anyway, Happy Birthday
Cover Verse: How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Practice 'ol yoga stretches. 7. Hork hair ball in secret hiding place. 8. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 9. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Inside Verse: Justine, hope your birthday is just as much fun!
Cover Verse: Jack, I was going to send you a check for your birthday, but I have a male and a female cat, and one of them got hold of it and ate it, and as far as I can figure out... Inside Verse: ...your check's in the male!
Cover Verse: How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny- looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Inside Verse: Brian, hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the poopy thing.)
Cover Verse: Billy, Happy Birthday from the Dog I just love to send cards! Inside Verse: Well, actually, I just like to lick envelopes... and stamps... ...myself... ...the floor... Anyway, Happy Birthday from:
Cover Verse: Rick, I can't tell you why your birthday card is late without compromising a highly sensitive covert field operation directed by the FBI. Inside Verse: The story I'm using is simply that I forgot it. If anyone asks, that's what happened. (wink wink) Happy Belated Birthday
Cover Verse: Jaime, birthdays are a time to ask yourself the Big Questions in life... Inside Verse: ...like, "How many pieces of cake can I eat and still fit into my underpants tomorrow?" Happy Birthday!