Cover Verse: For Our Boss, Tim Woodlawn Something that doesn't have to be... SUPERVISED, FED BACK, CONTROLLED or DIRECTED, BRAINSTORMED or CANCELED, OKAYED or CORRECTED... Inside Verse: SIGNED or ASSIGNED, REPORTED ON, VOTED, PRESENTED IN CONFERENCE, TALLIED or NOTED... It's just a big wish, and all YOU have to do Is enjoy a fine Christmas and great New Year, too! Happy Holidays from John, Dave, Mary, Lynn, and Pete
Cover Verse: Psychologists have determined that the way you eat Easter jellybeans can reveal your personality. If you eat all your favorites first, you live for the moment and like instant gratification. If you save your favorites for last, you're a self-disciplined person -- maybe too self-disciplined -- as you plan for a future that may never arrive. Inside Verse: If you eat them in no particular order, you take life as it comes. You make no effort to control your own destiny. Perhaps your lackadaisical attitude has created chaos in your once contented and organized life...! Wait a minute! Who cares what a bunch of headshrinkers say? In fact, why eat jellybeans when you can go for the chocolate rabbit? Oh. And have a Happy Easter.
Cover Verse: To a Guy Named Scott on His Birthday When pictures from your childhood Are in faded black and white, When people start to notice That youve lost an inch of height... When instead of breaking hearts, Youre breaking wind and both your hips, When you get a coronary Every time the market dips... Inside Verse: When all your favorite athletes are retired and overweight, When your closets filled with clothing Thats absurdly out of date... When your bladder starts behaving Like the falls up in Niagara, When you just cant get aroused Without the wonder-drug Viagra... When all these things start happening, Dont let it wreck your mood... Its natures way of telling you Youre one maturing dude! (Notice how I didnt say old?) Happy Birthday
Cover Verse: A Birthday Question for You, Ashley If two birthday cakes were walking down the street, and one cake was walking at 2 mph, the other one at 3 mph, at what point would the cakes be exactly 100 feet apart from one another? Inside Verse: CAKES DON'T WALK, YA MORON!!
Cover Verse: According to a recent study, the older a woman gets, the more likely she is to fantasize about having two men... Inside Verse: One to cook and one to clean. Keep dreamin', and have a happy birthday, Karen!!
Cover Verse: For Courtney's Birthday Top 10 Reasons Being a Kid Rocks! 10. Playing your own CD's -- really LOUD! 9. You know more about computers than most adults. 8. Staying up late. (At least on weekends.) 7. Two words: JUNK FOOD! 6. Super strong thumbs from playing video games. 5. Knowing a lot of really good, really gross jokes. 4. Burping contests -- the sport of champions. 3. Summer vacation, anyone? 2. Watching a movie so many times you know all the words. And the Number 1 Reason Being a Kid Rocks... Inside Verse: 1. Laughing until cake comes out of your nose! Have a Great Birthday!