Cover Verse: A Graduation Riddle for Jeremy: What's the difference between a hospital gown... and a graduation gown? Inside Verse: One has a bare ass sticking out of the back, and one has a smart ass sticking out of the top. Congratulations
Cover Verse: Good-bye from All of Us We wanted to have an airplane fly our good-bye message across the sky... Inside Verse: ...but this is all we could afford. We'll Sure Miss You,Todd Good-bye and Good Luck from Stu, Mark, Mike, and Vicki
Cover Verse: Happy Birthday to our Son, Carl, who is great-looking, talented, witty, charming, intelligent, and an all-around wonderful human being! Inside Verse: You can thank us later for the good genes. Have a Good One!
Cover Verse: TOP TEN REASONS IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN 10. You can open all your own jars. 9. Your underwear is ten bucks for a 3-pack. 8. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me." 7. You don't have to get out of the shower to pee. 6. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 5. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. 4. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 3. You can get by with only one hairstyle change every ten years. 2. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit - you just become better friends. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN... Inside Verse: THE OLDER YOU GET, THE MORE YOU FART! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRUCE!
Cover Verse: From All of Us A Farewell Ode We're sorry that you have to go -- this place won't be the same. Is someone here responsible? we must know who's to blame! Inside Verse: We sure will miss you when you're gone -- it's tough to say good-bye, (If this is wet and cried upon, you needn't ask us why.) We hope you'll keep in touch with us by e-mail, phone, or writing -- Or maybe singing telegrams (now THAT would be exciting)... We'd like to add just one more thought as you leave us behind... Although you'll soon be out of site, you won't be out of mind!
Cover Verse: On your birthday, Colleen Id like to remind you that there are six stages in a woman's life: Stage 1 Baby Stage 2 Girl Stage 3 Teenager Stage 4 Young Woman Inside Verse: Stage 5 Young Woman Stage 6 Young Woman Happy Birthday
Cover Verse: Hey Frank, there's a party, and you're invited! Inside Verse: Kinda gives you a reason to go on living, doesn't it? Friday Night, September 23rd 7:00 p.m. Pizza and Beer at Sharon's (You bring the beer!) 555-3345