Cover Verse: How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Practice 'ol yoga stretches. 7. Hork hair ball in secret hiding place. 8. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 9. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Inside Verse: Justine, hope your birthday is just as much fun!
Cover Verse: Jack, I was going to send you a check for your birthday, but I have a male and a female cat, and one of them got hold of it and ate it, and as far as I can figure out... Inside Verse: ...your check's in the male!
Cover Verse: I want to wish you a Happy Birthday, Terry! And believe me... Inside Verse: that's no bull! Nope. It's just a cow. Bulls have a...well, you know...a thing between...Oh heck...trust me -- it's no bull.
Cover Verse: I'm thankful for many things, Dorothy. The way you feed me. The way you pet me. The way you clean my litter box. But most of all, I'm thankful for... Inside Verse: ...the way I have you trained. Happy Thanksgiving, from Whiskers
Cover Verse: On your birthday, Colleen Id like to remind you that there are six stages in a woman's life: Stage 1 Baby Stage 2 Girl Stage 3 Teenager Stage 4 Young Woman Inside Verse: Stage 5 Young Woman Stage 6 Young Woman Happy Birthday
Cover Verse: Top Ten Signs You're Getting Older, Roberta: 10.You don't even TRY to be cool anymore. 9.Auto insurance is so darn cheap now! 8.You recently uttered the words, "Hey, you kids! Turn down that music!" 7.People are starting to ask you how things were "in your day." 6.Cake and ice cream give you indigestion. 5.You remember when gasoline cost a dollar a gallon. 4.WHAT? What'd you say? HUH? 3.Your face has finally cleared up. 2.You tell stories about WALKING to school. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE GETTING OLDER... Inside Verse: You've got more friends now than ever before! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cover Verse: Chris, I was just standing here thinking of you, and wondering if you were thinking of me, and if so, were you thinking of me thinking of you... Inside Verse: ...and I got so mixed up, I forgot why I'm sending you this card!
Cover Verse: Georgia's Personal Guide to Doctorspeak What Your Doctor Says: What Your Doctor Means: I'd like to run a few more tests. (I want the sunroof option for my new sports car.) Please make a follow-up appointment. (I'd also like the CD player with the five-disc changer.) Bend over. Bend over. (Hey, some things are bad enough without some deeper meaning.) The nurse will take over from here. (I'm late for my tee-off time.) You'll feel some slight discomfort. (This is gonna hurt like hell.) Hmmm... that's interesting... (What the heck is THAT?) This is a highly treatable disease. (How much insurance do you have?) Inside Verse: What This Card Says: Hope you're better soon, Jerry! What This Card Means: Hope you're better soon, Jerry!
Cover Verse: How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny- looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Inside Verse: Brian, hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the poopy thing.)
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Cover Verse: From All of Us A Farewell Ode We're sorry that you have to go -- this place won't be the same. Is someone here responsible? we must know who's to blame! Inside Verse: We sure will miss you when you're gone -- it's tough to say good-bye, (If this is wet and cried upon, you needn't ask us why.) We hope you'll keep in touch with us by e-mail, phone, or writing -- Or maybe singing telegrams (now THAT would be exciting)... We'd like to add just one more thought as you leave us behind... Although you'll soon be out of site, you won't be out of mind!
Cover Verse: Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Inside Verse: Teach a man to fish, and he'll spend thousands of dollars on fishing gear and tackle, spend countless hours waiting to catch a few pathetic fish, and bore everybody he knows with tiresome stories about the one that got away. Happy Birthday to a "reel" man.