Cover Verse: On your birthday, Colleen Id like to remind you that there are six stages in a woman's life: Stage 1 Baby Stage 2 Girl Stage 3 Teenager Stage 4 Young Woman Inside Verse: Stage 5 Young Woman Stage 6 Young Woman Happy Birthday
Cover Verse: How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Practice 'ol yoga stretches. 7. Hork hair ball in secret hiding place. 8. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 9. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Inside Verse: Justine, hope your birthday is just as much fun!
Cover Verse: Frank, I dreamed of winning a lottery, but the money never appeared I dreamed of sailing around the world, but never persevered I dreamed of inheriting millions, but no millionaire came through... Inside Verse: I dreamed I'd marry a wonderful guy And guess what? My dreams came true! Happy Birthday, Frank!