Cover Verse: Knock! Knock! Who's there? Betty! Betty who? Inside Verse: Betty watch out, Betty not cry, Betty not pout, I'm telling you why... 'cause it's Christmas, Alyssa -- the season to be JOLLY! Hope Your Christmas is Lots of Fun!
Cover Verse: A Mother's Day Poem from the Dog: You feed me when I'm hungry, You keep water in my dish, You let me sleep on anything Or in any place I wish. You sometimes let me lick your hands, or even lick your face, Despite the fact I've licked myself In every private place. You taught me how to come when called, You taught me how to sit, You always let me go outside, So I can take a s- stroll. You'll always have my loyalty, up to the bitter end, 'cause after all, it's plain to see... Inside Verse: You are a dog's best friend! Happy Mother's Day
Cover Verse: An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... Inside Verse: A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it in the dishwasher. Happy Mother's Day!
Cover Verse: MOM, I can't imagine what LIFE would be like without you... Inside Verse: I'd probably be eating candy I got from a stranger, talking with my mouth full, and waving around sharp objects while I sit too close to the TV in yesterday's underwear. Thanks, and Happy Mother's Day!
Cover Verse: M is for the Many Meals you made me... O is for how Often I was bad... T is for the Times I Tried your patience... H is for your Hugs when I was sad... E is for your Energy and Effort, and all the Extra-special things you do... R is for this Rhyme that you are Reading... Inside Verse: ...and to say Im really glad my Mom is you. Happy Mothers Day
Cover Verse: For Father's Day, the Top Ten Ways You and I Are Alike: 10. We both like to stick our heads out the car window and bark at other drivers. 9. There's nothing more comforting to us than napping in front of the T.V. 8. Others get impatient waiting for us to finish going potty. 7. We've both been in the doghouse at one time or another. 6. We make warm, furry bed partners. 5. Sometimes we beg for extra scraps of food. 4. You fix things - I'm a fixed thing. 3. We both like to sit around and scratch ourselves. 2. We whine if we're not let out of the house to play once in a while. And the Number One Way You and I Are Alike... Inside Verse: 1. Given a choice, we'd rather just lie around and do nothing but eat and sleep all day. (I'm up for that if you are!) Happy Father's Day From the Dog
Cover Verse: Top Ten Most Frequently Used Dad Phrases 10. Quit tyin up the bathroom! 9. Get off the darn phone! 8. Give it a little gas... No...! Brake! Braaaake!! 7. Youre not leaving this house dressed like that! 6. Its gonna cost HOW much?!? 5. Who turned up the thermostat?!? 4. When I was your age, I had to walk through three feet of snow to get to school! 3. If you dont knock it off, I'm gonna turn this car around and take you right back home! 2. Dont make me come up there!! And the Number One Most Frequently Used Dad Phrase Is... Inside Verse: Go ask your mother! (Was there ever any doubt?) Happy Fathers Day, Dad
Cover Verse: Psychologists have determined that the way you eat Easter jellybeans can reveal your personality. If you eat all your favorites first, you live for the moment and like instant gratification. If you save your favorites for last, you're a self-disciplined person maybe too self-disciplined as you plan for a future that may never arrive. Inside Verse: If you eat them in no particular order, you take life as it comes. You make no effort to control your own destiny. Perhaps your lackadaisical attitude has created chaos in your once contented and organized life...! Wait a minute! Who cares what a bunch of headshrinkers say? In fact, why eat jellybeans when you can go for the chocolate rabbit? Oh. And have a Happy Easter.
Cover Verse: From Rover A Lucky Dogs Tale on Mothers Day For fondly telling stories of my antics as a pup, For knowing yummy dog treats are the way to cheer me up... Inside Verse: For cleaning all the mud when I forget to wipe my paws, For taking time to scratch my ears and cuddle just because, For comforting my worries when were driving to the vet, For giving me the words of praise that others may forget, For showing me you love me in so many different ways Im wishing you the happiest and best of Mothers Days!
Cover Verse: Happy Mother's Day, Janet I hope you know that all of your hard work has not gone unnoticed. Inside Verse: I've been watching you from the couch during commercials. Hey, you missed a spot...
Cover Verse: For Our Boss, Tim Woodlawn Something that doesnt have to be... SUPERVISED, FED BACK, CONTROLLED or DIRECTED, BRAINSTORMED or CANCELED, OKAYED or CORRECTED... Inside Verse: SIGNED or ASSIGNED, REPORTED ON, VOTED, PRESENTED IN CONFERENCE, TALLIED or NOTED... Its just a big wish, and all YOU have to do Is enjoy a fine Christmas and great New Year, too! Happy Holidays from John, Dave, Mary, Lynn, and Pete
Cover Verse: I'm thankful for many things, Dorothy. The way you feed me. The way you pet me. The way you clean my litter box. But most of all, I'm thankful for... Inside Verse: ...the way I have you trained. Happy Thanksgiving, from Whiskers