Top Ten Most Frequently Used
10. Quit tyin' up the bathroom!
9. Get off the darn phone!
8. Give it a little gas... No...! Brake! Braaaake!!
7. You're not leaving this house dressed like that!
6. It's gonna cost HOW much?!?
5. Who turned up the thermostat?!?
4. When I was your age, I had to walk through three feet of snow to get to school!
3. If you don't knock it off, I'm gonna turn this car around and take you
right back home!
2. Don't make me come up there!!
And the Number One Most Frequently Used Dad Phrase Is...
Go ask your mother!
(Was there ever any doubt?)
Happy Father's Day, Dad