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Over the Hill Printables

    1. One Maturing Dude -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings One Maturing Dude
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      cover verse: To a Guy Named Scott on His Birthday When pictures from your childhood Are in faded black and white, When people start to notice That you’ve lost an inch of height... When instead of breaking hearts, You’re breaking wind and both your hips, When you get a coronary Every time the market dips... inside verse: When all your favorite athletes are retired and overweight, When your closet’s filled with clothing That’s absurdly out of date... When your bladder starts behaving Like the falls up in Niagara, When you just can’t get aroused Without the wonder-drug Viagra®... When all these things start happening, Don’t let it wreck your mood... It’s nature’s way of telling you You’re one maturing dude! (Notice how I didn’t say “old”?) Happy Birthday
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    2. Cat Graffiti -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings Cat Graffiti
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      cover verse: You're Old, George! inside verse: Sorry. I need to have the cat neutered. He's been spraying all over the place lately. Happy Birthday
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    3. Free Candles for the Cake -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings Candles for the Cake
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      cover verse: Guess what, Mark! You'll need sunglasses and SPF #15 sunscreen for the present I got you... inside verse: That's right! I got you the candles for the cake!
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    1. Old Enough Yet? -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings Old Enough Yet?
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      cover verse: It's your BIRTHDAY again, Elizabeth? inside verse: Geez - weren't you old enough last year?
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    2. Careful What You Wish For -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings Careful What You Wish For
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      cover verse: I wish I weren't an old man... POOF! Son-of-a... inside verse: Be careful what you wish for, Michael. Happy Birthday I wish I had teeth...
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    3. No Slowing You Down! -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings No Slowing You Down!
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      inside verse: Another year older, and still no signs of slowing down. Happy Birthday, John!
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    1. The Rest of Your Life -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings The Rest of Your Life
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      cover verse: Cameron, today is the first day of the rest of your life! inside verse: ...as an old person. Happy Birthday
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    2. Top 10 Signs You're Getting Older -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings Top 10 Signs You're Getting Older
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      cover verse: Top Ten Signs You’re Getting Older, Roberta: 10.You don’t even TRY to be cool anymore. 9.Auto insurance is so darn cheap now! 8.You recently uttered the words, “Hey, you kids! Turn down that music!” 7.People are starting to ask you how things were “in your day.” 6.Cake and ice cream give you indigestion. 5.You remember when gasoline cost a dollar a gallon. 4.WHAT? What’d you say? HUH? 3.Your face has finally cleared up. 2.You tell stories about WALKING to school. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE GETTING OLDER... inside verse: You’ve got more friends now than ever before! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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    3. Always Tried to Look Older -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings Always Tried to Look Older
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      cover verse: Loretta, remember when you were a kid and how you always tried to make yourself look older? inside verse: I guess all that practice paid off! Happy Birthday
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    1. You’re Over the Edge? -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings You’re Over the Edge?
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      cover verse: Having another birthday, inside verse: ...over the edge, maybe, but not over the hill. HAVE A GOOD ONE
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    2. Getting Older -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings Getting Older
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      cover verse: Don't think of it as getting older, Dana! inside verse: Just think of it as going on ahead to check things out for the rest of us! Happy Birthday
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    3. How Old Is Dirt? -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings How Old Is Dirt?
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      cover verse: Happy Birthday, Barry! We had a contest to guess how old you are, but before we can announce the winner, we need you to break the tie... inside verse: How old is dirt, anyway?
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    1. Getting Older -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings Getting Older
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      cover verse: Don’t think of it as getting older, Dana! inside verse: Just think of it as going on ahead to check things out for the rest of us! Happy Birthday
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    2. Where’s the Fire?! -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings Where’s the Fire?!
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      inside verse: Where’s the fire?! (Oh, it’s just your cake.) Happy Birthday, Jerry!
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    3. I Wouldn't SAY It -- Printable Over the Hill, Birthday eCard from American Greetings I Wouldn't SAY It
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      cover verse: I wouldn't say you're old, Carl. inside verse: ...but , damn, you're OLD! (Oops, you weren't supposed to see that.) Uh, Happy Birthday
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