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    1. Good Advice -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Good Advice
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      cover verse: A wise man once said, "Don't count your years, make your years count." inside verse: ...or was it "beers?" Either way, that's pretty good advice. Happy Birthday, Chad
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    2. No Slowing You Down! -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings No Slowing You Down!
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      inside verse: Another year older, and still no signs of slowing down. Happy Birthday, John!
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    3. Don't Count the Candles -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Don't Count the Candles
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      cover verse: Ryan - On your birthday, count your blessings, not the candles. inside verse: No one wants to stand around all day waiting for a piece of cake.
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    1. Good Advice -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Good Advice
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      cover verse: A wise man once said, "Don't count your years, make your years count." inside verse: ...or was it "beers?" Either way, that's pretty good advice. Happy Birthday, Chad
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    2. Free Birthday Knock-Knock -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Birthday Knock-Knock
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      cover verse: Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Just Wanda! Just Wanda! who? inside verse: Just Wanda wish you a Happy Birthday, Kyle!
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    3. One Maturing Dude -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings One Maturing Dude
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      cover verse: To a Guy Named Scott on His Birthday When pictures from your childhood Are in faded black and white, When people start to notice That you’ve lost an inch of height... When instead of breaking hearts, You’re breaking wind and both your hips, When you get a coronary Every time the market dips... inside verse: When all your favorite athletes are retired and overweight, When your closet’s filled with clothing That’s absurdly out of date... When your bladder starts behaving Like the falls up in Niagara, When you just can’t get aroused Without the wonder-drug Viagra®... When all these things start happening, Don’t let it wreck your mood... It’s nature’s way of telling you You’re one maturing dude! (Notice how I didn’t say “old”?) Happy Birthday
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    1. Birthday Fantasy -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Birthday Fantasy
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      cover verse: According to a recent study, the older a woman gets, the more likely she is to fantasize about having two men... inside verse: One to cook and one to clean. Keep dreamin’, and have a happy birthday, Karen!!
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    2. Free Birthday Question -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Birthday Question
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      cover verse: A Birthday Question for You, Ashley If two birthday cakes were walking down the street, and one cake was walking at 2 mph, the other one at 3 mph, at what point would the cakes be exactly 100 feet apart from one another? inside verse: CAKES DON'T WALK, YA MORON!!
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    3. Don't Count the Candles -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Don't Count the Candles
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      cover verse: Ryan - On your birthday, count your blessings, not the candles. inside verse: No one wants to stand around all day waiting for a piece of cake.
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    1. Coolest Thing Happened -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Coolest Thing Happened
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      cover verse: Y'know what, Bobby? The coolest thing happened on your birthday! inside verse: You!
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    2. Free A Glowing Example -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings A Glowing Example
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      cover verse: Another birthday, Marie, and you still have that radiant glow about you. inside verse: Are you drunk already? Happy Birthday
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    3. Cat Graffiti -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Cat Graffiti
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      cover verse: You're Old, George! inside verse: Sorry. I need to have the cat neutered. He's been spraying all over the place lately. Happy Birthday
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    1. Happy 50th Birthday -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Happy 50th Birthday
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      cover verse: Happy 50th Birthday, Christopher, and remember, you're not an antique... inside verse: ...just a collectible of ever-increasing value.
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    2. Your Birthday Cod -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Your Birthday Cod
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      cover verse: Kelly, do you know what this is? inside verse: It's your birthday cod, of course!
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    3. Top Ten Reasons It's Great to be a Man -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Top Ten Reasons It's Great to be a Man
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      cover verse: TOP TEN REASONS IT’S GREAT TO BE A MAN 10. You can open all your own jars. 9. Your underwear is ten bucks for a 3-pack. 8. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, “He must be mad at me.” 7. You don’t have to get out of the shower to pee. 6. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 5. You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife. 4. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 3. You can get by with only one hairstyle change every ten years. 2. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit - you just become better friends. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON IT’S GREAT TO BE A MAN... inside verse: THE OLDER YOU GET, THE MORE YOU FART! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRUCE!
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    1. Birthday Coupons -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Birthday Coupons
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      Create & Print special Coupon Books for an extra special gift. You'll Need: 8.5” x 11” paper, preferably card stock. Scissors. Stapler, or hole punch and string or yarn. Directions:
      1. Click on Personalize and Print Your Project to open the Workspace.
      2. Personalize the text.
      3. Click Print to send your finished Coupons to the printer.
      4. Cut out each coupon.
      5. Stack coupons in a neat pile, with coupon cover on top.
      6. If using staples to bind coupons and cover together, staple coupons and cover along the left side of the pile.
      7. If using string to bind coupons and cover together, punch a hole in the upper left corner of the pile, and thread and tie string or yarn through the hole.
      Tips: Print your project on scrap paper first to check the alignment, spelling, and overall look of the project.
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    2. Top 10 Kid Reasons -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings Top 10 Kid Reasons
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      cover verse: For Courtney’s Birthday Top 10 Reasons Being a Kid Rocks! 10. Playing your own CD’s — really LOUD! 9. You know more about computers than most adults. 8. Staying up late. (At least on weekends.) 7. Two words: JUNK FOOD! 6. Super strong thumbs from playing video games. 5. Knowing a lot of really good, really gross jokes. 4. Burping contests — the sport of champions. 3. Summer vacation, anyone? 2. Watching a movie so many times you know all the words. And the Number 1 Reason Being a Kid Rocks... inside verse: 1. Laughing until cake comes out of your nose! Have a Great Birthday!
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    3. To Our Son -- Printable Funny Birthday, eCard from American Greetings To Our Son
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      cover verse: Happy Birthday to our Son, Carl, who is great-looking, talented, witty, charming, intelligent, and an all-around wonderful human being! inside verse: You can thank us later for the good genes. Have a Good One!
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