cover verse: Dana, I have a question: If we don't smoke, don't drink, don't use bad words, and don't do anything naughty inside verse: how the heck can we expect to have a good time?
cover verse: Top Ten Reasons I'm Glad I Have You For a Friend, Sandy 10. You'd make a terrifying and formidable enemy. 9. Having you around makes ME seem smarter. 8. You don't have cooties. 7. Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. Woodrow Wilson said that and he was President... So there! 6. You're a much better conversationalist than my imaginary friend, Pookah. 5. Compared to you, I don't look too bad. 4. You smell April fresh. 3. Did I mention having you around makes me seem smarter? 2. You don't laugh at me...well, not in the cruel taunting way other people do. And the number one reason I'm glad I have you for a friend... inside verse: 1. You're a nice person and I like you!
cover verse: Well, Maria, I quit jogging because it was bad for my health... inside verse: My thighs rubbed together so much, my underwear caught on fire.