It's time to make birthday wishes great again, okay? I'm dedicating this message to somebody really tremendous and very, very classy. Here we go. Dear [Recipient] Today, my hair is fantastic. So great. It's a tremendous, tremendous day, people. Believe me. Today is your birthday, and you deserve, if I'm being honest, an enormous, HUUUGE and, bigly celeb... UGH...that's a disaster. Let me start over... I am calling on Congress to officially proclaim this to be... are you ready for it??[Recipient] DAY! Okay? Amazing. Another perfect post. Okay...Time for a snackarooski.
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