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We Could Have Romantic Birthday Card

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We Could Have Romantic Birthday Card

$5.95
Front
For your birthday, we could have sex.
Inside
Or we could cook pizza pockets and watch TV. Your pick.

Product Details

Decisions, decisions…this is your life now. (And it's a really good one with this person by your side.) Buy this romantic birthday card to keep them laughing after all these years.
  • Letterpressed. Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it to make them laugh
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