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gift in my pants romantic mother's day card

Happy Mother's Day
I've got a gift for you. It's in my pants. It's my privates.

Product Details

Give her what she really wants this Mother's Day…the bedroom all to herself and a bottle of wine on the nightstand.
  • Straight up paper and ink
  • Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it to make her laugh
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